Confuscious says & One liners

redshoeshelley
redshoeshelley Posts: 206 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Remember, no offense or malintent directed at anyone.
This is just in good fun.

Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok :tongue:

Your turn ...
GO !!
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  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    Rich man gives wife grand piano...
    Wise man gives wife upright organ.
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    Rectum? It nearly killed him!
  • elizaberries
    elizaberries Posts: 22
    this is racists. these jokes are offensive to asian people. what's wrong with you guys.
  • nessa786
    nessa786 Posts: 107 Member
    this is racists. these jokes are offensive to asian people. what's wrong with you guys.
    Who said anything about asians? So far, only you.
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    this is racists. these jokes are offensive to asian people. what's wrong with you guys.

    TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • SaraBelle0312
    SaraBelle0312 Posts: 328 Member
    With all due respect to your beliefs, Confucianism has traveled across the world and the philosophy has been integrated into Eastern and Western Culture. It's not racist, but taking a philosophy that has meaning and pulling humor out of it.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
  • manderann
    manderann Posts: 189
    this is racists. these jokes are offensive to asian people. what's wrong with you guys.

    "This is racist. These jokes are offensive to Asian people. What's wrong with you guys?"

    Oh, right. Even now I can't take this seriously.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    With all due respect to your beliefs, Confucianism has traveled across the world and the philosophy has been integrated into Eastern and Western Culture. It's not racist, but taking a philosophy that has meaning and pulling humor out of it.

    I love this. :laugh:
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
    Baseball Wrong man with 4 balls cannot walk!
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    With all due respect to your beliefs, Confucianism has traveled across the world and the philosophy has been integrated into Eastern and Western Culture. It's not racist, but taking a philosophy that has meaning and pulling humor out of it.

    Its not like we're making fun of Jesus or anything.......
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    With all due respect to your beliefs, Confucianism has traveled across the world and the philosophy has been integrated into Eastern and Western Culture. It's not racist, but taking a philosophy that has meaning and pulling humor out of it.

    Its not like we're making fun of Jesus or anything.......

    Or that cheating, lying tramp Mary.
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    With all due respect to your beliefs, Confucianism has traveled across the world and the philosophy has been integrated into Eastern and Western Culture. It's not racist, but taking a philosophy that has meaning and pulling humor out of it.

    Its not like we're making fun of Jesus or anything.......

    Or that cheating, lying tramp Mary.


    OK thats enough...lets get back on track
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Or that cheating, lying tramp Mary.

    What a slut.
  • BigDaddyRonnie
    BigDaddyRonnie Posts: 506 Member
    "It's hard to keep a good girl down, but lots of fun trying!"
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
    Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
    Women who do camping must beware of Evil intent Man who fart in church sit in own PEW.
    Man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts.
    Girl who site's on jockeys lap, gets hot tip.
    Girl who sits on judges lap, gets honorable discharge.
    Man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist.
    Man with hand in pocket feeling cocky
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist.

    I love the "necessarily" in this one. After all, it could be both.
  • Memster1
    Memster1 Posts: 13
    Man who piss in the wind get wet.....
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    Confucious say, "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day."
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Confucious says "Man who doesn't check for toilet paper is bound to be in *kitten*"
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    Hooker on a bicycle pedals *kitten* all over town
  • Enkibean
    Enkibean Posts: 56
    Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger
  • SaraBelle0312
    SaraBelle0312 Posts: 328 Member
    LOL, thanks for the support but I was arguing against him. I totally agree with ya'll!
  • GoldenGirl1979
    GoldenGirl1979 Posts: 716 Member
    man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep *kitten*
  • stephenglover
    stephenglover Posts: 87 Member
    He who farts in Church sets in own puew! sp?
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    man who finger girl on period get caught red handed.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    With all due respect to your beliefs, Confucianism has traveled across the world and the philosophy has been integrated into Eastern and Western Culture. It's not racist, but taking a philosophy that has meaning and pulling humor out of it.

    Its not like we're making fun of Jesus or anything.......

    Or Muhammad.... Yeah... I said it. :tongue:
  • getfitdiva
    getfitdiva Posts: 1,148 Member
    man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep *kitten*

    or your fiber log
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.
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