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    I love it when I am working out, and then....

    Posts: 1,314 Member
    edited December 2024 in Fitness and Exercise
    Suddenly a fart just slips right out of my cheeks. And I don't have enough time to react and it plops out! :sad:

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    • Posts: 720 Member
      That is why I am glad I work out at home! :laugh:
    • Posts: 53 Member
      Were you at my gym today? because someone let one rip hahaha!
    • Posts: 1,404 Member
      Especially when you're in the middle of a yoga class, and all is quiet...except your @$$.
    • Posts: 1,314 Member
      Hahaha I work out at home too!! I'm all doing Zumba moves, all sexy and then * plopppp plop plop* I get machine gun *kitten* outta nowhere!
    • Posts: 362 Member
      I thought I smelled something earlier :sick:
    • Posts: 1,314 Member
      Especially when you're in the middle of a yoga class, and all is quiet...except your @$$.

      lmfao I COULD NOT do a yoga class! Everytime someone would fart I would break into uncontrollable laughter.
    • Posts: 720 Member
      I feel so bad for the people at my husband gym... he holds nothing back! :ohwell:
    • Posts: 636 Member
      I totally had the walkin' farts one day walking out of the gym and was SO glad they were silent. Then I realized I was listening to my headphones and they were NOT AT ALL SILENT. *facepalm*
    • Posts: 173 Member
      I totally had the walkin' farts one day walking out of the gym and was SO glad they were silent. Then I realized I was listening to my headphones and they were NOT AT ALL SILENT. *facepalm*


      HAHAHAHA!


      Farting is the great balance in this world because EVERYONE DOES IT!!! Plus it's funny as hell, so let it fly!

      I used to fart on first dates just to test out whether or not I could actually be with the guy.
    • Posts: 1,314 Member
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      HAHAHAHA!

      ROTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am dying I can't take it!
    • Posts: 1,340 Member
      Yep, first time on the treadmill and one slipped out. Of course, it makes it worse if you start laughing as the pressure seems to force another load out.
      I also tend to let rip a lot when out cycling, probably helps my speed at least.
    • Posts: 1,314 Member
      Yep, first time on the treadmill and one slipped out. Of course, it makes it worse if you start laughing as the pressure seems to force another load out.
      I also tend to let rip a lot when out cycling, probably helps my speed at least.

      hahahahaha!!!! THE LAUGHTER fart is the greatest!!! It's like " it was me it was me!!"
    • Posts: 124
      Ok, I definitely got a great laugh out of these posts! Thank you! hahaha
    • Posts: 878 Member
      all. the. time.

      I did one once in the warm up area at a weightlifitng comp while doing a squat.. was awesome! I also did one once when working on handstand pushups, while the trainer was adjusting my leg position... he pretending not to notice, I pretended to believe it...
    • Posts: 65 Member
      I'm so glad I'm not the only one! It's even worse when your on the elliptical or treadmill and the fan is facing you and one slips out and other people are down wind of the fan :blushing:

      Thanks for the LOL!
    • Posts: 244 Member
      this is when you;re glad that most of the people around you are wearing earphones
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