Make A Wish.. At A Price

TadaGanIarracht
TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
edited 4:28AM in Chit-Chat
Rules:
The poster says something to the above person about their wish.
It has to be granted, but something bad has to happen.
Then that poster makes another wish..
and so on and so forth.

For example:
Starter: I wish to be #1 poster.
Poster: Granted, but a mod deletes 99.99% of your posts. You're not #1 anymore.

I wish for Coke.

Poster #2: Granted, but when you open the bottle it fizzes onto your face.
(And so on)

Ready, set, go!

I wish I had unlimited funds.

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  • 7funnygirl7
    7funnygirl7 Posts: 1,176
    Wish granted...~but, you get so excited by the funds you have a massive heart attack and drop dead.

    ~I wish I could start half my life over again
  • fiveohmike
    fiveohmike Posts: 1,297 Member
    Wish granted...~but, you get so excited by the funds you have a massive heart attack and drop dead.

    ~I wish I could start half my life over again

    Wish granted, you live the last half of you life again

    I wish I could have a harem.
  • 7funnygirl7
    7funnygirl7 Posts: 1,176
    Wish granted...but your harem is all men

    I wish I could find true love
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    it can but it supports a non profit of which you aren't a respected board member.


    I wish that I could just dissipate into nothingness..
  • 7funnygirl7
    7funnygirl7 Posts: 1,176
    Wish granted...~but, you get so excited by the funds you have a massive heart attack and drop dead.

    ~I wish I could start half my life over again

    Wish granted, you live the last half of you life again

    I wish I could have a harem.

    Wish granted, but they all have the clap.

    I wish my awesomeness could be bottled and resold at a profit.
    Someone beat me to it so I had to edit..LOL
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    in essence it has because I will never again call you.


    I wish that we could just dance the night away.
  • 7funnygirl7
    7funnygirl7 Posts: 1,176
    in essence it has because I will never again call you.


    I wish that we could just dance the night away.
    Wish granted but half way through the night you fall and break your legs
    I wish I were invisible
  • aquapup
    aquapup Posts: 81 Member
    granted. but now no one can see how hot you are after all this time on MFP

    I wish I had a money vault to swim in like Scrooge McDuck
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
    granted. but now no one can see how hot you are after all this time on MFP

    I wish I had a money vault to swim in like Scrooge McDuck

    Granted but it's all coins and you break every bone in your body.

    I wish it was August 27th already.
  • krazykristen123
    krazykristen123 Posts: 103 Member
    [/quote]

    I wish it was August 27th already.
    [/quote]

    Granted but you got in a car crash the day before :/

    I wish my dog would stop barking :(
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member

    I wish it was August 27th already.
    [/quote]

    Granted but you got in a car crash the day before :/

    I wish my dog would stop barking :(
    [/quote]

    Granted but it's because of a terrible accident that destroyed it's vocal chords.

    I wish my phone would stop being a pain in my *kitten*!
  • EdensJourney
    EdensJourney Posts: 19 Member
    it can but it supports a non profit of which you aren't a respected board member.


    I wish that I could just dissipate into nothingness..

    You can. It's called a fart.

    I wish my cellphone would die. Permanently.
    .


    Lol!!! I can't even think after this one!!!!! You are my hero lol
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
    I wish I could move time forward.
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