I love it when I am working out, and then....

Bumdrahp
Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
edited December 2024 in Fitness and Exercise
Suddenly a fart just slips right out of my cheeks. And I don't have enough time to react and it plops out! :sad:

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  • josiereside
    josiereside Posts: 720 Member
    That is why I am glad I work out at home! :laugh:
  • BootCampCrazy
    BootCampCrazy Posts: 53 Member
    Were you at my gym today? because someone let one rip hahaha!
  • htimpaired
    htimpaired Posts: 1,404 Member
    Especially when you're in the middle of a yoga class, and all is quiet...except your @$$.
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    Hahaha I work out at home too!! I'm all doing Zumba moves, all sexy and then * plopppp plop plop* I get machine gun *kitten* outta nowhere!
  • mevalentina
    mevalentina Posts: 362 Member
    I thought I smelled something earlier :sick:
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    Especially when you're in the middle of a yoga class, and all is quiet...except your @$$.

    lmfao I COULD NOT do a yoga class! Everytime someone would fart I would break into uncontrollable laughter.
  • josiereside
    josiereside Posts: 720 Member
    I feel so bad for the people at my husband gym... he holds nothing back! :ohwell:
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
    I totally had the walkin' farts one day walking out of the gym and was SO glad they were silent. Then I realized I was listening to my headphones and they were NOT AT ALL SILENT. *facepalm*
  • TheDudette
    TheDudette Posts: 173 Member
    I totally had the walkin' farts one day walking out of the gym and was SO glad they were silent. Then I realized I was listening to my headphones and they were NOT AT ALL SILENT. *facepalm*


    HAHAHAHA!


    Farting is the great balance in this world because EVERYONE DOES IT!!! Plus it's funny as hell, so let it fly!

    I used to fart on first dates just to test out whether or not I could actually be with the guy.
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    I totally had the walkin' farts one day walking out of the gym and was SO glad they were silent. Then I realized I was listening to my headphones and they were NOT AT ALL SILENT. *facepalm*


    HAHAHAHA!

    ROTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am dying I can't take it!
  • graelwyn
    graelwyn Posts: 1,340 Member
    Yep, first time on the treadmill and one slipped out. Of course, it makes it worse if you start laughing as the pressure seems to force another load out.
    I also tend to let rip a lot when out cycling, probably helps my speed at least.
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    Yep, first time on the treadmill and one slipped out. Of course, it makes it worse if you start laughing as the pressure seems to force another load out.
    I also tend to let rip a lot when out cycling, probably helps my speed at least.

    hahahahaha!!!! THE LAUGHTER fart is the greatest!!! It's like " it was me it was me!!"
  • chameleon77
    chameleon77 Posts: 124
    Ok, I definitely got a great laugh out of these posts! Thank you! hahaha
  • Nataliaho
    Nataliaho Posts: 878 Member
    all. the. time.

    I did one once in the warm up area at a weightlifitng comp while doing a squat.. was awesome! I also did one once when working on handstand pushups, while the trainer was adjusting my leg position... he pretending not to notice, I pretended to believe it...
  • msgunder
    msgunder Posts: 65 Member
    I'm so glad I'm not the only one! It's even worse when your on the elliptical or treadmill and the fan is facing you and one slips out and other people are down wind of the fan :blushing:

    Thanks for the LOL!
  • kiddoc88
    kiddoc88 Posts: 244 Member
    this is when you;re glad that most of the people around you are wearing earphones
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