Worst crash and burn ever

tomomatic
tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
My buddy got a little wasted at the Cheese Cake factory and we had to sit there and watch him get up the nerve to talk to this waitress. It went something like this:

Him: "Hi, you're very pretty. Do you get hit on a lot? Does it work?"... more mumbling that we can't understand... "I'm not very attractive but..."... blah blah blah.
Her: (awkward silence and staring)
Him: "Why aren't you saying anything? Are you married or something? are you into girls?"
Her: "Our specials tonight are.... by the way, you're cut off."

Worst crash and burn ever. Fortunately for him, he didn't remember it. Unfortunately, someone there took a video of it and emailed it to the group.

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  • BeautifulScarsWECHANGED
    BeautifulScarsWECHANGED Posts: 749 Member
    That is amazing. :laugh:
  • llahairdna
    llahairdna Posts: 502 Member
    haha! My friend sent me an email that says, "Hangovers are a lot like childhood--everyone remembers it but you." :laugh:
  • 7funnygirl7
    7funnygirl7 Posts: 1,176
    I had a friend that went to the annual "Octoberfest" when he was in University and was so drunk that his buddies sent him home in a cab because he was being a bit obnoxious. When they met up with him later the next day he was still in a drunken stuper and passed out on the floor with no pants on. To the surprise of his pals he had some nice writing on his *kitten* with a black arrow pointing down to his crack and it said "Herb was here"!! Nobody to this day really knows what happened to him 20 years ago...LOL
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