Entertain me... Please!

sarahp86
sarahp86 Posts: 692 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
So I'm in work, it's 04:49am, I'm in an office on my own and I'm WAY too hungover to do paper work!

I have to tell the vending machine to fook off every time I walk by it, ive kicked it twice already too and I'm bored off my yoohoo!

Somebody please make this night go by quicker before I fall over and die of boredom/ hangover and/or the vending machine attacks me!

(P.S: if you value your life don't recommend squats, @ss clenching or any exercise that involves me moving!)

P.P.S: Love you guys :)

Hint: jokes, funny stories, embarrassing moments or even game ideas are welcome!

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  • IAMDDAY
    IAMDDAY Posts: 771
    I have already been moved past the point of thinking i am so bored at work
  • albinogorilla
    albinogorilla Posts: 1,056 Member
    in a similar situation.........but its 12am, and i am here until 8
  • sarahp86
    sarahp86 Posts: 692 Member
    The phone hasn't rang in 4 hours and for the last 20 mins I've been sliding up and down the corridor on a chair with wheels and timing myself but I felt a bit sick so had to stop :(

    I've no one to talk to!!
  • IAMDDAY
    IAMDDAY Posts: 771
    now that sounded fun atleast
  • vestarocks
    vestarocks Posts: 420 Member
    I think you should TP the vending machine.
  • laceybrobie
    laceybrobie Posts: 495 Member
    I think you should TP the vending machine.

    AHAHAHAHA. ^^^ this.
  • sarahp86
    sarahp86 Posts: 692 Member
    It was til I crashed :(
  • sarahp86
    sarahp86 Posts: 692 Member
    I think you should TP the vending machine.

    We have a winner! How do I explain that to the boss when he comes back?
  • IAMDDAY
    IAMDDAY Posts: 771
    you dropped money under it and was trying to get to it then you just could not stop it from falling.
  • sarahp86
    sarahp86 Posts: 692 Member
    you dropped money under it and was trying to get to it then you just could not stop it from falling.

    How do I explain the toilet paper all over it if I TP it?
  • jmobashrn11
    jmobashrn11 Posts: 120
    tell your boss it was those meddlin kids
  • sarahp86
    sarahp86 Posts: 692 Member
    tell your boss it was those meddlin kids

    Or I could act all shocked and pretend I didn't see it happen and blame it on those pesky ninjas!
  • jmobashrn11
    jmobashrn11 Posts: 120
    or you could become a ninja and call in your ninja friends and invite in some pirates for a battle!!! that would also explain the TP on the vending machine, since pirates are notorious for TP cannons
  • mmarin81
    mmarin81 Posts: 241
    tell your boss it was those meddlin kids

    well gang I guess that wraps up the mystery. :laugh:
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
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  • sarahp86
    sarahp86 Posts: 692 Member
    or you could become a ninja and call in your ninja friends and invite in some pirates for a battle!!! that would also explain the TP on the vending machine, since pirates are notorious for TP cannons

    I need to build a fort as my base :)

    Yay
  • jmobashrn11
    jmobashrn11 Posts: 120
    http://youtu.be/HZ5RPBguRkw

    This is actually stupid and silly but it made me laugh anyway.
  • alovesopure
    alovesopure Posts: 610
    or you could become a ninja and call in your ninja friends and invite in some pirates for a battle!!! that would also explain the TP on the vending machine, since pirates are notorious for TP cannons

    The best idea by far, I'll come join!!!
  • sportytalldoll
    sportytalldoll Posts: 208 Member
    in a similar situation.........but its 12am, and i am here until 8

    ditto stuck here till 630am (thatll finish my 16hr hift)
  • albinogorilla
    albinogorilla Posts: 1,056 Member
    in a similar situation.........but its 12am, and i am here until 8

    ditto stuck here till 630am (thatll finish my 16hr hift)

    only doing 12 myself today, would have liked 16 but it wasn't in the cards!
  • sportytalldoll
    sportytalldoll Posts: 208 Member
    my last 4 are about to start, you can come have my OT $, id rather be sleeping then answering 911 and telling cops where to go anyways.
  • sarahp86
    sarahp86 Posts: 692 Member
    my last 4 are about to start, you can come have my OT $, id rather be sleeping then answering 911 and telling cops where to go anyways.

    That's what I'm doing but no one is calling!
  • albinogorilla
    albinogorilla Posts: 1,056 Member
    my last 4 are about to start, you can come have my OT $, id rather be sleeping then answering 911 and telling cops where to go anyways.

    That's what I'm doing but no one is calling!

    thats a good thing though right?
  • kevinlynch3
    kevinlynch3 Posts: 287 Member
    lol....this is SUCH an IRISH post...lol
  • mr18actor
    mr18actor Posts: 480
    Don't know about @ss clenching, but you could always do some kegels...and nobody would be the wiser :smile:
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