I've got 199 problems
sktllmdrhmz
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but friends ain't one. And just like #100, #200 should be somebody special. So give me the craziest reason you should be my friend, and you win the prize...a wall full of sarcasm and innuendo, possibly some junk mail, and a chance to interact with my crazy FL, who are awesome enough to be a prize all by themselves.
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Haha you reeled me in now what? Oh wait do I need sarcasm and innuendo...hell why not. Of course I'm mouthy, southern, love to play in the mud, I can hit anything I aim at
and I drink way to damn much, so can't handle that oh well. Have a nice night foll..you are a cutie regardless! Course I don't think my other would like it so maybe just a how the hell are you 0 -
Damn meant doll I sure screwed that all to hell! I blame it on the whiskeyHaha you reeled me in now what? Oh wait do I need sarcasm and innuendo...hell why not. Of course I'm mouthy, southern, love to play in the mud, I can hit anything I aim at and I drink way to damn much, so can't handle that oh well. Have a nice night foll..you are a cutie regardless! Course I don't think my other would like it so maybe just a how the hell are you 0 -
hello my naughty kitten.. Your up late!0
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i was going to add you, but then i remembered that i signed up my address for that do not contact list where you don't get credit card offers or junk mail, so i don't think we'll be compatible as friends!!0
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Who you talkin to doll cause im not naughty so can't be mehello my naughty kitten.. Your up late! 0 -
How funny :laugh:0
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...Man, this is pretty delightful. I'm not special enough to be 200, but I look forward to seeing who does win this great GLORY.0
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Baahhaaa who is he seems to have high standards...Man, this is pretty delightful. I'm not special enough to be 200, but I look forward to seeing who does win this great GLORY.0 -
Who you talkin to doll cause im not naughty so can't be mehello my naughty kitten.. Your up late!
you lieeeeeeeeeee your a little minx!0 -
Because I'm a winner. I want to win. I will put a foot in your *kitten* when you screw up your diet or slack on a workout. I will not be nice and coddling. I will humiliate you into succeeding. I will be your worst nightmare (until you reach your goals). You will dread having to make a diary entry. Your 200th problem will be your worst!0
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baahhaaa damn straight Kitten but only to those who deserve it
Who you talkin to doll cause im not naughty so can't be mehello my naughty kitten.. Your up late!
you lieeeeeeeeeee your a little minx! 0 -
Baahhaaa who is he seems to have high standards
I'm not sure, but his profile makes me want to watch other people attempt to impress him and then get shot down in a very genial manner.
JUDGE THEM NOW.0 -
but friends ain't one. And just like #100, #200 should be somebody special. So give me the craziest reason you should be my friend, and you win the prize...a wall full of sarcasm and innuendo, possibly some junk mail, and a chance to interact with my crazy FL, who are awesome enough to be a prize all by themselves.
There is nothing my wall loves more than sarcasm and innuendo...even sarcastic innuendo... or something...haha
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Baahhaaa who is he seems to have high standards
I'm not sure, but his profile makes me want to watch other people attempt to impress him and then get shot down in a very genial manner.
JUDGE THEM NOW.
Ahhhaha Nothin like a little late night entertainment
.bring it on 0 -
Baahhaaa who is he seems to have high standards
I'm not sure, but his profile makes me want to watch other people attempt to impress him and then get shot down in a very genial manner.
JUDGE THEM NOW.
LMAO! This. I know I'm not special enough (although my *kitten* does have it's very own gravitational pull, that's pretty special - maybe I need to make a separate account so it can be in the running) so I will just sit back and watch and be entertained while I can't fall asleep. 0 -
...Man, this is pretty delightful. I'm not special enough to be 200, but I look forward to seeing who does win this great GLORY.
......wait a sec....so he was like "no"?!0 -
Maybe not being special enough is a blessing bet he didn't expect this.He's got 199 problems but this ***** ain't one.lmaoBaahhaaa who is he seems to have high standards
I'm not sure, but his profile makes me want to watch other people attempt to impress him and then get shot down in a very genial manner.
JUDGE THEM NOW.
LMAO! This. I know I'm not special enough (although my *kitten* does have it's very own gravitational pull, that's pretty special - maybe I need to make a separate account so it can be in the running) so I will just sit back and watch and be entertained while I can't fall asleep.0 -
Oh hell I got **** I said b*@ch better
Maybe not being special enough is a blessing bet he didn't expect this.He's got 199 problems but this ***** ain't one.lmaoBaahhaaa who is he seems to have high standards
I'm not sure, but his profile makes me want to watch other people attempt to impress him and then get shot down in a very genial manner.
JUDGE THEM NOW.
LMAO! This. I know I'm not special enough (although my *kitten* does have it's very own gravitational pull, that's pretty special - maybe I need to make a separate account so it can be in the running) so I will just sit back and watch and be entertained while I can't fall asleep.0 -
...Man, this is pretty delightful. I'm not special enough to be 200, but I look forward to seeing who does win this great GLORY.
......wait a sec....so he was like "no"?!
Hee, no. I didn't offer myself up for it. It would be awesomely jerkish if he did, though.0 -
Hahaha, for sho'!0
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Maybe not being special enough is a blessing bet he didn't expect this.He's got 199 problems but this ***** ain't one.lmaoBaahhaaa who is he seems to have high standards
I'm not sure, but his profile makes me want to watch other people attempt to impress him and then get shot down in a very genial manner.
JUDGE THEM NOW.
LMAO! This. I know I'm not special enough (although my *kitten* does have it's very own gravitational pull, that's pretty special - maybe I need to make a separate account so it can be in the running) so I will just sit back and watch and be entertained while I can't fall asleep.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: This post is FULL of WIN!0 -
I want it! I want it! I want it!
Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!
Because I'm just like a snowflake...I'm UNIQUE, just like everyone else. And it would look really cool on my resume.
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Bump for the Monday crowd. Woot!0
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No thanks, I'm good! :laugh:0
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Damn. Can't watch from work.0 -
LP/Jay Z at the Roxy. Sure you've seen it before.
Damn. Can't watch from work.0 -
LP/Jay Z at the Roxy. Sure you've seen it before.
Damn. Can't watch from work.
Sweet.0 -
but friends ain't one. And just like #100, #200 should be somebody special. So give me the craziest reason you should be my friend, and you win the prize...a wall full of sarcasm and innuendo, possibly some junk mail, and a chance to interact with my crazy FL, who are awesome enough to be a prize all by themselves.
^^ true story . . . come on people! Give him some REALLY good/crazy reasons. This thread is just as much for our entertainment (his current friends) as it is for him to find someone new to add.0 -
^^ true story . . . come on people! Give him some REALLY good/crazy reasons. This thread is just as much for our entertainment (his current friends) as it is for him to find someone new to add.
Actually, it's entirely for your entertainment. 0
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