Anyone find it weird when you pee and....

Bumdrahp
Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
someone in the next stall is still talking to you...

or they fart..and still talk to you....

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  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
    Geez! I said I wouldn't do it again! Why you gotta put me on blast?!
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Or after you've just had relations and it goes anywhere but straight? Gah, it's such a b**** to aim.
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    Or after you've just had relations and it goes anywhere but straight? Gah, it's such a b**** to aim.

    lmao @ relations!
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    Geez! I said I wouldn't do it again! Why you gotta put me on blast?!

    but... you did it twice in a row!!!!!!!
  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
    What are you supposed to do, just stop in the middle of a great story? Which would be ruder?

    I would think it would be 6 times weirder if they farted, and then just totally stopped talking after that. I'd be like, "You OK, Man?" LOL

    Or, do they wait until they fart, and then talk?

    Please tell me, I don't know the protocal.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    I try to incorporate the sounds into the conversation we are having, like C-3PO is Return of the Jedi.
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    What are you supposed to do, just stop in the middle of a great story? Which would be ruder?

    I would think it would be 6 times weirder if they farted, and then just totally stopped talking after that. I'd be like, "You OK, Man?" LOL

    Or, do they wait until they fart, and then talk?

    Please tell me, I don't know the protocal.

    hahahahaha im dying right now!
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
    What are you supposed to do, just stop in the middle of a great story? Which would be ruder?

    I would think it would be 6 times weirder if they farted, and then just totally stopped talking after that. I'd be like, "You OK, Man?" LOL

    Or, do they wait until they fart, and then talk?

    Please tell me, I don't know the protocal.

    I agree with this...I didn't want you to be worried, so I just kept talking.
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    What are you supposed to do, just stop in the middle of a great story? Which would be ruder?

    I would think it would be 6 times weirder if they farted, and then just totally stopped talking after that. I'd be like, "You OK, Man?" LOL

    Or, do they wait until they fart, and then talk?

    Please tell me, I don't know the protocal.

    lmao I think it's just that.. i don;t fart in public, even in bathroom stalls..
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    What are you supposed to do, just stop in the middle of a great story? Which would be ruder?

    I would think it would be 6 times weirder if they farted, and then just totally stopped talking after that. I'd be like, "You OK, Man?" LOL

    Or, do they wait until they fart, and then talk?

    Please tell me, I don't know the protocal.

    lmao I think it's just that.. i don;t fart in public, even in bathroom stalls..

    But...that is what the stall is for....
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    What are you supposed to do, just stop in the middle of a great story? Which would be ruder?

    I would think it would be 6 times weirder if they farted, and then just totally stopped talking after that. I'd be like, "You OK, Man?" LOL

    Or, do they wait until they fart, and then talk?

    Please tell me, I don't know the protocal.

    lmao I think it's just that.. i don;t fart in public, even in bathroom stalls..

    But...that is what the stall is for....

    I have fartphobia
  • NZGeekGirl
    NZGeekGirl Posts: 87
    You know..I just go with not talking full stop!!!

    "Fartphobia". heh.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    What are you supposed to do, just stop in the middle of a great story? Which would be ruder?

    I would think it would be 6 times weirder if they farted, and then just totally stopped talking after that. I'd be like, "You OK, Man?" LOL

    Or, do they wait until they fart, and then talk?

    Please tell me, I don't know the protocal.

    lmao I think it's just that.. i don;t fart in public, even in bathroom stalls..

    But...that is what the stall is for....

    I have fartphobia

    Is that like stage fright?
  • k011185
    k011185 Posts: 320 Member
    I've never had a conversation in a public bathroom. All the sudden I feel the need to go to the mall and just hang out in the stalls, making the people next to me uncomfortable.
  • Squidgeypaws007
    Squidgeypaws007 Posts: 1,012 Member
    See, talking whilst peeing just gives me stage fright....
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    I've never had a conversation in a public bathroom. All the sudden I feel the need to go to the mall and just hang out in the stalls, making the people next to me uncomfortable.

    It's at work that this seems to happen to me!
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    wait a sec....if women don't like to talk whilst peeing, why do you always go to the bathroom in groups? Is it so that one can pee while the others hold silent vigil?
  • Ohmydaze
    Ohmydaze Posts: 403 Member
    wait a sec....if women don't like to talk whilst peeing, why do you always go to the bathroom in groups? Is it so that one can pee while the others hold silent vigil?

    Exactly.
  • Pedal_Pusher
    Pedal_Pusher Posts: 1,166 Member
    A public restroom should only be used in an extreme emergency. When using a public restroom, one should never speak. This is proper protocol.
  • jgunn81
    jgunn81 Posts: 243 Member
    A public restroom should only be used in an extreme emergency. When using a public restroom, one should never speak. This is proper protocol.

    This
  • d0gma
    d0gma Posts: 3,966 Member
    I thought that when you knew you had to fart, you started telling a story in which your fart is the punch line.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    I've never had a conversation in a public bathroom. All the sudden I feel the need to go to the mall and just hang out in the stalls, making the people next to me uncomfortable.

    just don't do it around DC - they're always on the lookout for senators.
  • kgprice11
    kgprice11 Posts: 749 Member
    haha nope guys do it all the time...
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    farting is okay while you are peeing in a public urinal... just don't ask anyone to pull your finger while you are doing your thing.
  • JellyJaks
    JellyJaks Posts: 589 Member
    This whole thread has me LMAO!

    I take the phone into the bathroom with me so yeah...I haven't gone to the bathroom alone since 2004 when my daughter was born. Damn kids think I'm going to escape if they don't stand outside the door and yell :grumble:
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  • secretlobster
    secretlobster Posts: 3,566 Member
    It's bad enough that they would talk to you at all while going to the bathroom but yeah

    Edit: I was at the movies a couple weeks ago and I went to the bathroom. There was a girl there talking on her cell phone TO HER FATHER while peeing and flushing. I swear to you.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    farting is okay while you are peeing in a public urinal... just don't ask anyone to pull your finger while you are doing your thing.

    Wisdom is scribed here.
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