10lbs weight loss in one week!!!! No secret.

ninerbuff
ninerbuff Posts: 49,069 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Just buy 10pounds of prunes and eat only prunes and water. Practically guaranteed 10lbs weight loss within week. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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  • MLgarcia3
    MLgarcia3 Posts: 503
    Don't forget to buy plenty of TP too
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,069 Member
    Don't forget to buy plenty of TP too
    Lol, waste of paper. Just go in the backyard and fertilize the organic garden.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    Don't forget to buy plenty of TP too

    Literally laughed out loud.

    So how do I count the pooping in my exercise calories?
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,069 Member
    Don't forget to buy plenty of TP too

    Literally laughed out loud.

    So how do I count the pooping in my exercise calories?
    Butt Bible extreme..................:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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  • LittleButMightyOne
    LittleButMightyOne Posts: 117
    I can do one better. :P
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  • GambinoGirl
    GambinoGirl Posts: 139 Member
    LOL
  • mhotch
    mhotch Posts: 901 Member
    Lose 10lbs and a cleanse all in one! Who could ask for more?
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Don't forget to buy plenty of TP too
    Lol, waste of paper. Just go in the backyard and fertilize the organic garden.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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    AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,069 Member
    Lose 10lbs and a cleanse all in one! Who could ask for more?
    Think I could market it?:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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  • Tiff587
    Tiff587 Posts: 264 Member
    Don't forget to buy plenty of TP too
    Lol, waste of paper. Just go in the backyard and fertilize the organic garden.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • heybales
    heybales Posts: 18,842 Member
    So I've heard that vegetarians with diarrhea are considered salad shooters.

    What would this be considered?

    Great idea though, talk about a good cleansing probably.

    Oh, fig newtons don't count, do they?
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