The funniest thing you'll see all day (if you're a lady)

ambeer2
ambeer2 Posts: 66 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
http://www.wikihow.com/Reduce-Menstrual-Cramps

Step 1: Laugh at ridiculous article photo to distract yourself from the pain associated with your period.
Step 2: Find cat. Make sure cat is not angry. Put cat on belly. Make it purr. The purrs will make your period magically disappear and all will be right with the world again.

Didn't have a cat handy, so I settled on having my boyfriend's German Shepherd/pit mix lay his big ol' head on my belly for a while. It actually helped. :laugh:

(Note: Favorite part of this WikiHow is it was last edited by a man.)

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  • Sockimobi
    Sockimobi Posts: 541
    # 5) Use painkillers around the clock as soon as you notice your period
    # 13) Have a glass or 2 of wine; alcohol thins blood

    So, take painkillers with booze?

    I'm going with the cat option!
  • ambeer2
    ambeer2 Posts: 66 Member
    So, take painkillers with booze?

    I know! Perfect combination.
  • Sockimobi
    Sockimobi Posts: 541
    They need to throw some "operate heavy machinery" in that mix!

    The distraction of a missing limb will probably take our minds off cramps!
  • mistyladidah
    mistyladidah Posts: 210 Member
    Wow. So I didn't really read the article but scrolling down I noticed one of the related wikihow links...

    How to Deal With a Pre Menstrual Girlfriend

    :laugh:

    It's actually not too bad!

    I really wish I had a cat... that sounds amazing!
  • jenbridges
    jenbridges Posts: 213 Member
    I encourage my cats to lay on my belly when I can't find my heating pad! cute and it works!
  • JenAiMarres
    JenAiMarres Posts: 743 Member
    So, take painkillers with booze?

    I know! Perfect combination.

    Yes! Highly entertaining! Promise!
  • ambeer2
    ambeer2 Posts: 66 Member
    Wow. So I didn't really read the article but scrolling down I noticed one of the related wikihow links...

    How to Deal With a Pre Menstrual Girlfriend

    :laugh:

    It's actually not too bad!

    I really wish I had a cat... that sounds amazing!

    Haha, I saw that, too!
  • JediMaster_intraining
    JediMaster_intraining Posts: 903 Member
    Wow. So I didn't really read the article but scrolling down I noticed one of the related wikihow links...

    How to Deal With a Pre Menstrual Girlfriend

    :laugh:

    It's actually not too bad!

    I really wish I had a cat... that sounds amazing!

    Haha, I saw that, too!

    Sending to boyfriend haha.
  • mistyladidah
    mistyladidah Posts: 210 Member
    Oh, and the painkillers and booze thing? Month by month I'm refining a PMS shot... half Crown Royal, half espresso, with something sweet to help it go down smooth... followed by a glass of water and ibuprofin. I take a shot of Crown when I'm miserable, and it only takes one to relax my uterus and I'm fine the rest of the day, don't even need the pill most of the time... the hard thing is stopping, cause, I mean, it's Crown! :drinker: Luckily I only feel like I'm being punched from inside the womb for a day or two.
  • Ravenesque_
    Ravenesque_ Posts: 257 Member
    The funny thing for me?

    I actually just read this article for distraction purposes from cramps before I read this thread!
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    I don't see what's funny?
  • ambeer2
    ambeer2 Posts: 66 Member
    I don't see what's funny?

    The photo they used, largely. Got to love the red flow-y scarves.
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    Oh sorry. I missed where you said "photo". I thought you were laughing at the tips.
  • drusilla126
    drusilla126 Posts: 478 Member
    LMAO at the pre menstrual girlfriend one. Seriously? I can't believe some of the stuff on the internet and it's always doubly humourous when silly old-style thinking is on the internet. I wonder who actually googles that kind of thing lol
  • redfroggie
    redfroggie Posts: 591 Member
    I was digging on the chick that looked wasted! Yeah I'm having another glass of wine....

    Oh and this comment; 'Try to not think about things that may anger or upset you. Try to distract yourself with pointless, but light and fluffy things that like pictures, or reading an engrossing novel, etc. Even classic books are on the net for free!'

    Seriously? Now where the heck did I leave that bar of chocolate laced with codeine?
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    They need to throw some "operate heavy machinery" in that mix!

    The distraction of a missing limb will probably take our minds off cramps!

    Lol This with the alcohol that this blood and the pain killers, you'll have a perfect mix.
  • ambeer2
    ambeer2 Posts: 66 Member
    Oh sorry. I missed where you said "photo". I thought you were laughing at the tips.

    The photo bit was in my Step 1. But I also was laughing at the tips and such.
  • caraiselite
    caraiselite Posts: 2,631 Member
    step one - get an iud.

    step two - what period?

    seriously, i've not bled or had cramps in 8 years and i love it.
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