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Poem Thursday

JoolieW68
JoolieW68 Posts: 1,879 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Just saw this on a friend's Facebook wall and had to share:

"Roses are red
Bacon is red
Poems are hard
Bacon"

BRILLIANT!

Now you go.

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  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    Bacon is delicious
    Bacon is yummy
    I want Bacon
    In my tummy.


    :love:
  • jarredondo
    jarredondo Posts: 284 Member
    Not a poem but did you see the Bacon sundae at Burger King? Bacon makes everything taste better but a SUNDAE?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Last night I could not go to bed,
    Fireworks pounding in my head.

    I rolled and tossed the whole night through
    The hours I slept were very few.

    The neighbor kids I would like to beat
    But I will not go out in this humid heat.

    I will not let it ruin my mood
    Now time to get this girl some food
  • JoolieW68
    JoolieW68 Posts: 1,879 Member
    Last night I could not go to bed,
    Fireworks pounding in my head.

    I rolled and tossed the whole night through
    The hours I slept were very few.

    The neighbor kids I would like to beat
    But I will not go out in this humid heat.

    I will not let it ruin my mood
    Now time to get this girl some food

    AWESOME!
  • JoolieW68
    JoolieW68 Posts: 1,879 Member
    Not a poem but did you see the Bacon sundae at Burger King? Bacon makes everything taste better but a SUNDAE?

    Yea, that doesn't sound even a little good to me....
  • dsjohndrow
    dsjohndrow Posts: 1,820 Member
    bacon is red
    cheese is yellow;
    eaten in moderation
    I'll stay a small fellow.

    apples are green
    blueberries are blue
    eat enough fiber
    and you'll feel better.
  • YaBoiMUGS
    YaBoiMUGS Posts: 237
    "See I was born to hustle
    and I was born to grind

    I stay putting in work just like it's overtime

    You see cause over time
    I feel like nothing's left

    so every day of my life is like it's sudden death"
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Drinks to be drunk in celebration.
    Drinks to be drunk in loss.
    Drinks to be drunk in anticipation
    of love overcoming its cost.
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Last night I could not go to bed,
    Fireworks pounding in my head.

    I rolled and tossed the whole night through
    The hours I slept were very few.

    The neighbor kids I would like to beat
    But I will not go out in this humid heat.

    I will not let it ruin my mood
    Now time to get this girl some food

    AWESOME!

    Thank you... I almost wanted to do one in the form of Dr. Seuss but I am sadly not awake enough for that, hehe
  • BootCampC
    BootCampC Posts: 689 Member
    Last night I could not go to bed,
    Fireworks pounding in my head.

    I rolled and tossed the whole night through
    The hours I slept were very few.

    The neighbor kids I would like to beat
    But I will not go out in this humid heat.

    I will not let it ruin my mood
    Now time to get this girl some food

    I like this one the best so far!
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I have a gun
    Now get in my van.

    Roses love sunshine
    Violets love dew
    The ball gag is tight
    No one can hear you.
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Thank you so very much :flowerforyou:
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Oh can't you see I have fallen in love
    You see she was sent from above

    I believe this was meant to be
    The sizzling sound is for me

    The smell of smoke is so sweet
    Is it maple, hickory or mesquite

    You must be prepared just right
    So I got center-cut to make it light

    If we could make the beast with two backs
    We would get married and not turn back

    However this just can not be
    So I'll just eat you with my woody

    Ode to Bacon:drinker: :flowerforyou:
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Recovering from the Fourth of July
    Potato Salad, my oh my
    How I love thee in my gut
    I try to eat in moderation, but
    It's just too damn good.
  • GentlyLosing
    GentlyLosing Posts: 32 Member
    "Living Large" can be quite delightful
    When it means the money is flowing free
    But "Living Large" can be quite frightful
    When it means my girth has overtaken me
    Advice from a friend was most insightful
    "There is this online place called MFP"
  • mslack01
    mslack01 Posts: 823 Member
    Last night I could not go to bed,
    Fireworks pounding in my head.

    I rolled and tossed the whole night through
    The hours I slept were very few.

    The neighbor kids I would like to beat
    But I will not go out in this humid heat.

    I will not let it ruin my mood
    Now time to get this girl some food

    Haha! Love it! You rock Mommy!
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