Showering as exercise

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  • AprilRenewed
    AprilRenewed Posts: 691 Member
    Gardening! LOL!! I have a lot of "weeds that want pulling" !!

    OMG, hilarious. I had no idea MFP had sexual activity on here!

    I don't log it. LOL. Honestly, my husband does most of the work. :wink:
  • Captain_Tightpants
    Captain_Tightpants Posts: 2,215 Member
    Bridal showers, meteor showers and regular showers. Nah.
    Golden showers. Log.
  • Emancipated_Tai
    Emancipated_Tai Posts: 751 Member
    [/quote]

    :laugh: :devil:

    No perfectly legitimate I'm sure... probably a large surface area... just think of all the bending involved... plus a leg left to get at the inbetweenie bits...
    [/quote]

    The visual I just got :noway:

    It was like Sherman Clump bending over in the shower singing "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" :laugh:
  • Arexxx
    Arexxx Posts: 486 Member
    No. And I don't log walking the 20 steps to the bathroom as excersize either.
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
    Bridal showers, meteor showers and regular showers. Nah.
    Golden showers. Log.

    :heart: And this is why you're on my FL :) bwahahahaha!
  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
    MFP does have sexual activity, and I use to log that a lot, back when I had a girlfriend. It would be embarrasing to log it now, since I don't. LOL. Anyways, I know some people that use code names for sexual activity, instead of "Sexual Activity", they just log it as "gardening" or something. They know, but know one else knows. :)
    On the other hand, some people log gardening as "playing with my ho."
  • Kara_xxx
    Kara_xxx Posts: 635 Member
    The visual I just got :noway:
    It was like Sherman Clump bending over in the shower singing "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" :laugh:



    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • SamanthaD23
    SamanthaD23 Posts: 53 Member
    "watering the bushes"

    HAHAHA!!
  • mevalentina
    mevalentina Posts: 362 Member
    If you shower and do "cardio" at the same time yes!! :wink:
  • thebaconbeast
    thebaconbeast Posts: 560 Member
    If you shower and do "cardio" at the same time yes!! :wink:

    ^this.
  • Emancipated_Tai
    Emancipated_Tai Posts: 751 Member
    If you shower and do "cardio" at the same time yes!! :wink:

    ^this.

    I'm starting to think I haven't been showering as effectively as I should be!
  • MonkeyBars
    MonkeyBars Posts: 266 Member
    but does muscle weigh more than fat when it's in the bath or in the shower?
  • deejaycee114
    deejaycee114 Posts: 139 Member
    I always log showering as exercise, but then again I shower by roller blading naked through the sprinklers in my local park shampooing and scrubbing as I go, not to mention the calories burned from running from the Police officers sent to arrest me for flashing.

    Always a good burn.

    LOL!!! :laugh:
  • deejaycee114
    deejaycee114 Posts: 139 Member
    you all just made my Friday morning! TGIF! :wink:
  • butterflylover527
    butterflylover527 Posts: 940 Member
    Thank you everyone on here for making my day
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    if i decide to rub one out and edge for an hour or so, mayyyybe...but if im just in there to get clean and shave my balls, then no, i dont.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,979 Member
    Sometimes it's tricky to decide what falls into "daily activity" and what falls into "exercise". A shower is not one of those times.
  • chris1816
    chris1816 Posts: 715 Member
    Maybe it was a "group" shower. If you know what I mean?

    Unless your name is Sandusky. You probably won't wanna log that.

    ...too soon?
  • lkplibra
    lkplibra Posts: 147 Member
    I always log showering as exercise, but then again I shower by roller blading naked through the sprinklers in my local park shampooing and scrubbing as I go, not to mention the calories burned from running from the Police officers sent to arrest me for flashing.

    Always a good burn.

    Thank you good sir, for starting my morning off with a laugh!
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    I always log showering as exercise, but then again I shower by roller blading naked through the sprinklers in my local park shampooing and scrubbing as I go, not to mention the calories burned from running from the Police officers sent to arrest me for flashing.

    Always a good burn.

    I think that would be a viral video with in seconds if ever posted. All I could think about is *kitten* when the big guy chases the small dude in baby diapers.
  • LesaDave
    LesaDave Posts: 1,480 Member
    I always log showering as exercise, but then again I shower by roller blading naked through the sprinklers in my local park shampooing and scrubbing as I go, not to mention the calories burned from running from the Police officers sent to arrest me for flashing.

    Always a good burn.

    LMAO!!! I must try this!

    ROFLMAO!!!!!
  • AJ_Pete
    AJ_Pete Posts: 863 Member
    If you shower and do "cardio" at the same time yes!! :wink:

    ^this.

    I'm starting to think I haven't been showering as effectively as I should be!

    Me too, me too.
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    Sometimes it's tricky to decide what falls into "daily activity" and what falls into "exercise". A shower is not one of those times.

    Neither is cooking and playing with the kids.
  • darla100
    darla100 Posts: 134 Member
    Maybe it was a "group" shower. If you know what I mean?

    Unless your name is Sandusky. You probably won't wanna log that.

    ...too soon?

    Nope...
  • aliann30
    aliann30 Posts: 291 Member
    IT could be used if you take a freezing cold shower, as that does burn some calories as your body has to work hard to get your core temp back up to normal.

    I take a 45-50 degree cold shower every morning for 10-15min.

    ouch...I think I'd rather go running. :huh:
  • BrianSharpe
    BrianSharpe Posts: 9,247 Member
    :laugh: :devil:

    No perfectly legitimate I'm sure... probably a large surface area... just think of all the bending involved... plus a leg left to get at the inbetweenie bits...


    Thank you for the disturbing mental image....:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • darla100
    darla100 Posts: 134 Member
    quote"but if im just in there to get clean and shave my balls, then no, i dont."
    [/quote]

    I just spit my coffee out...
  • brentdaniels
    brentdaniels Posts: 127 Member
    Dang everybody said all the funny ones already! The rollerblading one was clever.
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    It takes some ferocious scrubbing to get this dirty girl clean...
  • BlueInkDot
    BlueInkDot Posts: 702 Member
    Would someone pass the soap, please? Or drop it? Ah, hell. I'll drop it.

    bahahahaahhaha
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