Applications Now Being Accepted

For new friends.

To apply, you must obtain the following qualifications:

1. Be fun first and foremost (no room here for fuddy-duds)
2. Be relatively active on this site
3. Must love having a smartass for a friend - I don't take things too seriously (sarc is my second-favorite asm)
4. Know that I will be as supportive as I can and love reading all of my friends' successes
5. You put your toilet paper on the roll with the sheet facing the front and downward
6. You are over 18, even better if you're in your 40's like me (definitely for mature audiences only)
7. BONUS: If you know what R.O.U.S. is - you are automatically accepted!!!