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Pervs

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  • dreamingchild
    dreamingchild Posts: 208 Member
    Lots of my friends here...let the party begin.
    *throws pants in corner*

    I haven't been to one of those parties in years....
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
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  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
    Sh1t... this is gonna be that kind of a party that I'm gonna stick my D1ck in the mashed potato
  • cubizzle
    cubizzle Posts: 900 Member
    *nudge-nudge* *wink-wink* "say no more... say no more..." :laugh:


    LOOOOOVVVVEEEEE :flowerforyou:
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Sh1t... this is gonna be that kind of a party that I'm gonna stick my D1ck in the mashed potato

    Wanna be spud buds?
  • stevepierson
    stevepierson Posts: 119
    You want guy pervs only, or are you equal opportunity perv?

    Oh my dear,women are welcome!! I welcome all pervs,men,women,young,old..I love you all

    Old too!!!! There's hope for me yet...LOL
  • gwduker
    gwduker Posts: 293
    Lots of my friends here...let the party begin.
    *throws pants in corner*

    I haven't been to one of those parties in years....
    I thought you looked familiar, but then again I'm not known for looking at faces....:tongue:
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    and yet you keep denying my FR......
  • wardf
    wardf Posts: 33
    I'm not a perv, "but i did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night"
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    So nobody wants to be spud buds? *sigh* Forever alone.
  • cdngirl71
    cdngirl71 Posts: 2,641 Member
    Guilty!! I am a perv!! Ha ha. Any other pervs can add me too!! :bigsmile:
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    HA HA! I'm proud to be a perv!
  • Twisted_Wrister
    Twisted_Wrister Posts: 758 Member
    Not a perv...but I play one on MFP :wink:
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    Should I send my resume and some naked pictures?
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Pervert...thats a little harsh I prefer.. "My fitness pal"
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    Seen my van? It says free candy on the side of it.

    I prefer to take drugs from strangers, TYVM.
  • cryshelle247
    cryshelle247 Posts: 78 Member
    took me a while to actually comprehend i was like huhh lol oh crap LOOOKS LIKE IM A PERV lol
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    So nobody wants to be spud buds? *sigh* Forever alone.

    I prefer the cole slaw.....

    How are we not friends yet???
  • saralynn594
    saralynn594 Posts: 321
    Should I send my resume and some naked pictures?

    Yes and YES
  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,358 Member
    Lots of my friends here...let the party begin.
    *throws pants in corner*

    LMAO Cliff.. Why can I picture you doing this?
  • saralynn594
    saralynn594 Posts: 321
    Pervert...thats a little harsh I prefer.. "My fitness pal"

    Excuse me!:bigsmile:
  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,358 Member

    I prefer the cole slaw.....

    How are we not friends yet???


    hmmm cole slaw
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    Should I send my resume and some naked pictures?

    Yes and YES

    Just letting you know; on my resume, it says I know American Sign Language. But that's not the only thing I can do proficiently with my hands. :wink:
  • dreamingchild
    dreamingchild Posts: 208 Member
    Lots of my friends here...let the party begin.
    *throws pants in corner*

    I haven't been to one of those parties in years....
    I thought you looked familiar, but then again I'm not known for looking at faces....:tongue:

    I was the pet in the collar and arm restraints....
  • stevepierson
    stevepierson Posts: 119
    Lots of my friends here...let the party begin.
    *throws pants in corner*

    I haven't been to one of those parties in years....
    I thought you looked familiar, but then again I'm not known for looking at faces....:tongue:

    I was the pet in the collar and arm restraints....

    WOW!! :wink:
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    Rawr. Pervs are gooood. In fact, Pervs make the world go round. I'd love to collect me some..... er..... I mean meat some...... er.... I mean make some perv friends. Only have a couple of the posted pervs on my FL, and I need more! Anyone feel free to add me. The more the pervier, right? I've got free candy and cream. ;)
  • LordBezoar
    LordBezoar Posts: 625 Member
    I really shouldn't be surprised how many people I know in here...
  • Jebbster007
    Jebbster007 Posts: 265 Member
    10 will get the 20 the person who posted this is actually an 80 year old man masturbating at his computer right now.....lol. The cute girl picture is just the bait.
  • JediSwan
    JediSwan Posts: 455 Member
    I have found that lately ALL conversations with my friends go into the gutter. I dont know how it happens but its all the time. Emails too. Texts as well. Its just the way it goes. I can honestly say that women probably think about sex MORE than men. LOL
  • F__7
    F__7 Posts: 371 Member
    Awesome... so sensible... so pure.. love it.. :)
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