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Posts: 367 Member
edited December 24 in Chit-Chat
Will you guys amuse me until my shift ends?

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  • Posts: 214 Member
    me too....
  • Posts: 692 Member
    What's pink and fluffy?
  • Posts: 367 Member
    What's pink and fluffy?

    Your hair?
  • Posts: 321 Member
    What's pink and fluffy?

    Pink fluff!

    What's brown and sticky?
  • Posts: 16 Member
    pink fluff?
  • Posts: 16 Member
    a stick
  • A stick!
  • Posts: 692 Member

    Pink fluff!

    What's brown and sticky?

    brown stick.
  • Posts: 396 Member
    1.5 hours to go... where was that entertainment? :yawn:
  • Posts: 367 Member

    Pink fluff!

    What's brown and sticky?

    Maple syrup tree bark?

    What's got two legs in the evening, three at sunset, and four at dawn?
  • Posts: 870 Member
    What's got two legs in the evening, three at sunset, and four at dawn?

    A person!

    --

    Two guys walk into a bar.

    You'd think the 2nd guy would have seen it.
  • Posts: 367 Member
    Damn my overthinking...
  • Posts: 267 Member

    Maple syrup tree bark?

    What's got two legs in the evening, three at sunset, and four at dawn?

    Pink and fluffy- cotton candy
    brown and sticky- a tootsie roll
    two legs in evening, three at sunset and 4 at dawn- got me there!
  • Posts: 367 Member

    A person!

    How do you figure? ;)
  • Posts: 1,957 Member
    What a coincidence...thats exactly how much longer my Viagra should last!
  • Posts: 1,648 Member
    What a coincidence...thats exactly how much longer my Viagra should last!

    So why the hell are you posting here?! :wink:
  • Posts: 692 Member
    What goes up but never goes down?
  • Posts: 367 Member
    What goes up but never goes down?

    The up escalator? A HELIUM BALLOON?

    There are so many options!!!

    Edit: I spelled balloon wrong...
  • Posts: 597
    What goes up but never goes down?

    The price of gas?
  • Posts: 870 Member

    How do you figure? ;)

    It's a classic riddle - in the morning of his life, a person will crawl around, i.e. has four legs.

    During the day of his life, he walks on two legs.

    In the evening of his life, he walks with a cane, i.e. has three.
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