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pavingnewpaths
pavingnewpaths Posts: 367 Member
edited December 24 in Chit-Chat
Will you guys amuse me until my shift ends?

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  • _Triple_S_
    _Triple_S_ Posts: 214 Member
    me too....
  • sarahp86
    sarahp86 Posts: 692 Member
    What's pink and fluffy?
  • pavingnewpaths
    pavingnewpaths Posts: 367 Member
    What's pink and fluffy?

    Your hair?
  • oneoddsock
    oneoddsock Posts: 321 Member
    What's pink and fluffy?

    Pink fluff!

    What's brown and sticky?
  • Emzii_Wilko
    Emzii_Wilko Posts: 16 Member
    pink fluff?
  • Emzii_Wilko
    Emzii_Wilko Posts: 16 Member
    a stick
  • asllady717
    asllady717 Posts: 4
    A stick!
  • sarahp86
    sarahp86 Posts: 692 Member
    What's pink and fluffy?

    Pink fluff!

    What's brown and sticky?

    brown stick.
  • cutchro
    cutchro Posts: 396 Member
    1.5 hours to go... where was that entertainment? :yawn:
  • pavingnewpaths
    pavingnewpaths Posts: 367 Member
    What's pink and fluffy?

    Pink fluff!

    What's brown and sticky?

    Maple syrup tree bark?

    What's got two legs in the evening, three at sunset, and four at dawn?
  • rprussell2004
    rprussell2004 Posts: 870 Member
    What's got two legs in the evening, three at sunset, and four at dawn?

    A person!

    --

    Two guys walk into a bar.

    You'd think the 2nd guy would have seen it.
  • pavingnewpaths
    pavingnewpaths Posts: 367 Member
    Damn my overthinking...
  • garita93
    garita93 Posts: 267 Member
    What's pink and fluffy?

    Pink fluff!

    What's brown and sticky?

    Maple syrup tree bark?

    What's got two legs in the evening, three at sunset, and four at dawn?

    Pink and fluffy- cotton candy
    brown and sticky- a tootsie roll
    two legs in evening, three at sunset and 4 at dawn- got me there!
  • pavingnewpaths
    pavingnewpaths Posts: 367 Member

    A person!

    How do you figure? ;)
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    What a coincidence...thats exactly how much longer my Viagra should last!
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    What a coincidence...thats exactly how much longer my Viagra should last!

    So why the hell are you posting here?! :wink:
  • sarahp86
    sarahp86 Posts: 692 Member
    What goes up but never goes down?
  • pavingnewpaths
    pavingnewpaths Posts: 367 Member
    What goes up but never goes down?

    The up escalator? A HELIUM BALLOON?

    There are so many options!!!

    Edit: I spelled balloon wrong...
  • Wreak_Havoc
    Wreak_Havoc Posts: 597
    What goes up but never goes down?

    The price of gas?
  • rprussell2004
    rprussell2004 Posts: 870 Member

    A person!

    How do you figure? ;)

    It's a classic riddle - in the morning of his life, a person will crawl around, i.e. has four legs.

    During the day of his life, he walks on two legs.

    In the evening of his life, he walks with a cane, i.e. has three.
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