Small changes that would make the world infinitely better

oregonzoo
oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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*All company hold music replaced with Weird Al
*Automated phone voice= Gilbert Gottfried
* Chicken wings, cheese, olive oil, and ice cream all have twice the protein, 1/3 the calories and fat
*We regenerate limbs and such star fish

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  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    Women actually tell you when something is wrong.
  • LittleMissRainey
    LittleMissRainey Posts: 440 Member
    If you could walk out of the office to go to the gym for an hour any damn time you wanted, screw 'core working hours'. (because we all know the mojo is gone 8 hours later)
  • PicNic00
    PicNic00 Posts: 269 Member
    Make Eye Contact While Eating Bananas
  • StrengthIDidntKnow
    StrengthIDidntKnow Posts: 543 Member
    *Repercussions for annoying cell phone ringtones in the workplace. Punishment = to how annoying and how loud phone is.
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    Needing to pass an IQ test, psych eval and get a license to have children.
  • GabrielleZelda
    GabrielleZelda Posts: 190 Member
    LOL. The weird al one was a grand slam, bravo!

    Hmmm... I would love for facebook to NOT be used as a means to ask someone on a date.
  • manderann
    manderann Posts: 189
    Needing to pass an IQ test, psych eval and get a license to have children.
    This for sure lol.

    Every person should do a legit random act of kindness every single day. It would also be great if people could really just stop and think, for like two seconds even.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    Make Eye Contact While Eating Bananas

    don't you already do this ? I know I do.
  • PicNic00
    PicNic00 Posts: 269 Member
    Make Eye Contact While Eating Bananas

    don't you already do this ? I know I do.

    EVERYONE should

    Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
  • MaryB2
    MaryB2 Posts: 331 Member
    If people would stop abusing / neglecting animals!
  • Coyla
    Coyla Posts: 444 Member
    I'm not sure I want to regenerate limbs. That could get out of hand.

    If Good For You food tasted like Bad For You food.
  • wendyapple
    wendyapple Posts: 323 Member
    Needing to pass an IQ test, psych eval and get a license to have children.

    thirded. also tacking on a license fee.

    also, if "work" consisted of waking up whenever i wanted, leisurely having coffee and walking the dog, hitting the gym, preparing lunch, and then a rotating option of visiting friends, traveling somewhere new, outdoor adventure, taking a class, or volunteering somewhere, followed by cookie hour wherein all cookies are highly nutritious and low cal, then winding down the day with another dog walk, dinner, and a glass of wine. biweekly paycheck, score. rinse repeat. i spend too much time thinking about this world.
  • TexasRattlesnake
    TexasRattlesnake Posts: 375 Member
    Women actually tell you when something is wrong.

    They do, it sounds like this... "Nothing". That's when you know the firestorm is coming! LOL
  • coachblt
    coachblt Posts: 1,090
    If there were no more reality TV shows.
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  • KennySeubert
    KennySeubert Posts: 17
    If we could all learn to love our self and love one another as our self this world would be a much better place. :heart:
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    :ohwell:

    Butterflies and Cotton Candy
  • kimbly71
    kimbly71 Posts: 188
    If drinking wine burned calories.

    If cancer would get cancer and freakin' die.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    If drinking wine burned calories.

    If cancer would get cancer and freakin' die.

    These are great ideas.
  • jcmartin0313
    jcmartin0313 Posts: 574 Member
    If MFP TOS allowed nudity
    If MFP had a chat feature
    Wait...these are all pig headed man ideas....
    Wait again...most of the pervs I have seen are female...
    Bacon!
  • YokoJ
    YokoJ Posts: 253
    If everyone start caring for the kids they bring into this world.
  • amphion
    amphion Posts: 48
    If for your 18th birthday you had to complete a rat maze of sort. The failures get sent to mine coal while the rest of us live in a civilized world with no morons.
  • shaynak112
    shaynak112 Posts: 751 Member
    people stopped murdering animals
    people were more caring
    people just SMILED at each other :)

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