Say the most OBVIOUS thing to the above poster.

There is a body of water behind you...

Those blinds are in my office breakroom...

In real life, you aren't actually in black and white.

Currently I am wearing all black and my skin is ghost white because I do not feel good, my hair is wet so it looks very dark, so are you sure about that?

GC - has no neck.

you have a new baby

You are a Canadian chic.

@marvelousmeg.....You have a very pretty smile!

You lost weight.

Holding phone.

Probing eyes!

Cleft!

Mean muggin'