Starting bar fights to burn calories

Phoenix1401
Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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Good Idea or Bad Idea?
You gotta burn off the alcohol right?

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  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    gotta do it. great idea.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    I support this!
  • marie_cressman
    marie_cressman Posts: 980 Member
    i think it's great! as long as someone youtubes it and posts the link. just sayin'.
  • legs_n_bacon
    legs_n_bacon Posts: 478 Member
    You can get some cardio in running from the cops.
  • christamt
    christamt Posts: 48 Member
    huh? how bored are you?
  • PlunderBunneh
    PlunderBunneh Posts: 1,705 Member
    Good Idea or Bad Idea?
    You gotta burn off the alcohol right?

    Ya know, I had been going the route of crazy-drunken-alleyway-sex, but I suppose fighting might work as well.
  • jesusHchris
    jesusHchris Posts: 1,405 Member
    I wonder how many calories you burn regenerating lost blood... I think you might be on to something here. My buddy just texted me to come down to the bar, so I will report back.
  • jenkidney
    jenkidney Posts: 149 Member

    Ya know, I had been going the route of crazy-drunken-alleyway-sex, but I suppose fighting might work as well.

    Dear god I think I love you. lol
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    I think donating blood is in the database.
  • calvert6183
    calvert6183 Posts: 539 Member
    Please come to Austin, so many prissy dudes need to have their big over sized glasses knocked off their face.
  • marie_cressman
    marie_cressman Posts: 980 Member
    I think donating blood is in the database.

    involuntary donations? how can we calculate how much blood is lost in a bar fight?
  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,284 Member
    Good Idea or Bad Idea?
    You gotta burn off the alcohol right?

    I'm a lover....not a fighter. That burns calories too.
  • dougt333
    dougt333 Posts: 697
    Good Idea or Bad Idea?
    You gotta burn off the alcohol right?

    Ya know, I had been going the route of crazy-drunken-alleyway-sex, but I suppose fighting might work as well.

    greatest respopnse ever
  • amivox
    amivox Posts: 441 Member
    I have started only one bar brawl ever, and I am sure it burned hella calories, just make sure to get out before the cops come
  • dougt333
    dougt333 Posts: 697
    we should add it to the site under cardio.
  • Spitbubblr
    Spitbubblr Posts: 54
    YES
  • jeffryjirraf
    jeffryjirraf Posts: 179 Member
    I wonder how many calories rioting burns off?
  • hasiangirl
    hasiangirl Posts: 1,613
    could u come to maine...start a bar fight against me and knock out my wisdom tooth? it'd be appreciated :bigsmile:
  • fatty_to_fitty
    fatty_to_fitty Posts: 544 Member
    Totes works. The more drunk you are the better cos you don't feel pain and will push through the workout with ease
  • moonlightturk
    moonlightturk Posts: 398
    You can get some cardio in running from the cops.
  • dougt333
    dougt333 Posts: 697
    Ok I have an answer.
    My complex system of calorie measuring tells me that an average bar fight for 190 lb person would burn between 500 and 700 calories an hour.
    I took the 3 main activities associated with barfighting (punching, throwing and wacking people with objects) and averaged them out to come up with the answer.

    Also running from the cops would come to about 991 calories an hour, considering your drunkenness would make you run a little slower.
  • LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo
    LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo Posts: 3,634 Member
    You can get some cardio in running from the cops.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ronnio_ron
    ronnio_ron Posts: 61
    :drinker: :drinker: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker: :noway: :noway: :drinker:

    ROFL

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