Labyrinth in a whole new light...

bynsky
bynsky Posts: 15,837 Member
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for those of you (like me, even though I posted the stupid thing) who can't see the photo...

LABYRINTH DRINKING GAME

Take a drink every time you see David Bowie's crotch

Take two if it's a close up of his package

Take a drink everytime someone says Sarah

Take a drink everytime Sarah whines or complains

Take a drink everytime a puppet dances

Take a drink everytime you see David Bowie's balls (the crystal ones you perve)

Take a drink everytime David Bowie turns you on

Finish all the alcohol when you realize your childhood is ruined.
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  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    Well now!!
  • BeautifulArtemis
    BeautifulArtemis Posts: 641 Member
    LOL!!! I'm feeling frisky now thanks!!!
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    Drink everytime Sarah says "Toby"
  • amsparky
    amsparky Posts: 825 Member
    OMG - that is hilarious!! And I happen to still love watching this movie!
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    There is not enough alcohol in my house for this game
  • zipperhead76
    zipperhead76 Posts: 60 Member
    Yup... You've ruined it... hahahahaha!
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    I have not seen this movie forever! I loved it when I was little!
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    I LOVE this movie!! :laugh: :laugh: I'd be drunk before Sarah even gets to the Labyrinth if I have to drink every time she whines tho....
  • legs_n_bacon
    legs_n_bacon Posts: 478 Member
    I think I know what to do tonight!
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    There is not enough alcohol in my house for this game

    There's not enough alcohol in most people's houses for this game. Some liquor stores would be exhausted playing this game......
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    dance magic dance magic dance magic dance magic...\m/
  • MustBeTheRows
    MustBeTheRows Posts: 377 Member
    dance magic dance magic dance magic dance magic...\m/

    sonofa*****notagain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    I think I know what to do tonight!

    Same here... I was wondering what I was going to do with myself. Now I know.
  • LilMissSunshine_
    LilMissSunshine_ Posts: 520
    I just watched this on saturday. I hadn't seen it for years.
  • EvanKeel
    EvanKeel Posts: 1,904 Member
    The only reason I ever continued to call this movie "Labyrinth" was because calling it "Hey Look, it's David Bowie's package" just confused people. Except for a few times, which was highly entertaining.
  • katies2boys
    katies2boys Posts: 69 Member
    LOL! I love this movie, but I'm totally going to be staring at David Bowie's crotch now every time I watch it.
  • souperficial
    souperficial Posts: 122 Member
    The first two rules are enough to get anyone completely sloshed.
    My friends refer to the movie as "Labyrinth: starring David Bowie's crotch, co-starring David Bowie"
  • faefaith
    faefaith Posts: 433 Member
    thank you. thank you very much for this!
  • SithZombie
    SithZombie Posts: 165 Member
    >=) I know what I'm doing this weekend.
  • LoraF83
    LoraF83 Posts: 15,694 Member
    There is not enough alcohol in my house for this game

    This! And my 4 year old, who loves this movie (yes, I am raising her right!) would seriously wonder why Mommy was passed out on the floor 30 minutes into the movie.
  • peachy_keen
    peachy_keen Posts: 43 Member
    THIS! On so many levels. And yes, I own this movie. :drinker:
  • MacSkillz
    MacSkillz Posts: 417 Member
    I LOVE this movie!! :laugh: :laugh: I'd be drunk before Sarah even gets to the Labyrinth if I have to drink every time she whines tho....


    Agreed. You would need a constant waterfall going. lol
  • EvanKeel
    EvanKeel Posts: 1,904 Member
    This movie actually really depresses me. It's a constant reminder that Jennifer Connelly is now an Academy Award winner, when her acting skills haven't really progressed much. Or maybe they have and she's just keeping it a secret for unknown reasons.
  • mistifiedrt
    mistifiedrt Posts: 8 Member
    This is hysterical!!! I may have to watch this again tonight!
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    I would be drunk after the first 15 minutes
  • luv_lea
    luv_lea Posts: 1,094 Member
    I loved that movie as a kid. When I watched it as an adult.....well, I've called it the crotch movie ever since.
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    bumping this cause I gotta try it lol oh and .......................jump, magic jump, magic jump
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    This movie actually really depresses me. It's a constant reminder that Jennifer Connelly is now an Academy Award winner, when her acting skills haven't really progressed much. Or maybe they have and she's just keeping it a secret for unknown reasons.

    she does look surprised and like she is at the verge of tears all the time
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    jump magic jump magic jump magic jump magic......\m/

    you remind me of the babe...
    what babe?
    the babe with the power...
    what power?
    the power of voodoo..
    who do?
    you do...
    do what?
    remind me of the babe.....\m/
  • sillygoose1977
    sillygoose1977 Posts: 2,151 Member
    LOL! I love this movie, but I'm totally going to be staring at David Bowie's crotch now every time I watch it.

    I've always stared at it. Now I'll be drunk staring at it.

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