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Married Life

Shannon023
Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
edited September 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, chatting
> about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night
> all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over
> their eyes .
>
> After a few days they meet again.....
>
> The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came
> back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He
> said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you, then we made love all
> night long.'
>
> The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office.
> I was
> wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a
> raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex
> all night.'
>
> The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at
> my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super
> stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed
> the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batgirl, what's for dinner ?

:laugh:

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  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, chatting
    > about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night
    > all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over
    > their eyes .
    >
    > After a few days they meet again.....
    >
    > The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came
    > back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He
    > said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you, then we made love all
    > night long.'
    >
    > The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office.
    > I was
    > wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a
    > raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex
    > all night.'
    >
    > The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at
    > my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super
    > stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed
    > the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batgirl, what's for dinner ?

    :laugh:
  • FatDancer
    FatDancer Posts: 812 Member
    Too cute!
  • darlenebull
    darlenebull Posts: 17
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Thanks for the laugh!!! I needed a good one today!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • chiefiron
    chiefiron Posts: 305 Member
    Ahhhhhhh love me some Bat Girl!!!!!! :love:


    Oh sorry not that kind of site here. :blushing:


    TIm
  • sweetandstormy
    sweetandstormy Posts: 98
    OMG

    Too funny!! :laugh:
  • FUNinTHEsun
    FUNinTHEsun Posts: 284 Member
    hahaha!!!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    LOL! That is funny!

    There is no way my husband would go for the tv over that!! :blushing:
  • amandagreen1980
    amandagreen1980 Posts: 286 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    I am at work and i just laughed out loud!!
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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