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editnonnalynn
editnonnalynn Posts: 495 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Yo momma's so FIT jokes?:huh:

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  • MsTanya77
    MsTanya77 Posts: 357 Member
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U need help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • ChcolateLady11
    ChcolateLady11 Posts: 359
    yo mama so fit....she is like really fit!! <
    thats all I got, I know lame...LOL
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
    Yo Mama's so fit......she can slap that grin right off your face for sassin' her!
    Yo Mama's so fit.................that NO one runs around her for exercise anymore!
    Yo Mama's so fit.......................when she wears skinny jeans, she disappears!

    okay, made those up......................he he
  • LaurasClimb
    LaurasClimb Posts: 211 Member
    Yo Mama's so fit ... she can open a jar of pickles without calling yo Daddy ??
  • 7funnygirl7
    7funnygirl7 Posts: 1,176
    Yo Momma's so fit........ she can make a bacon sammich with one hand.
  • NikkiSixGuns
    NikkiSixGuns Posts: 630 Member
    Yo mama's so skinny that if she turned to the side & stuck out her tongue she'd look like a zipper.

    Dumb? Yes. But when I was in the third grade (or thereabouts) some kid actually said that to me. That was after they realized that I found their "yo mama's so fat" jokes hysterical because my mom is such a tiny little thing.
  • editnonnalynn
    editnonnalynn Posts: 495 Member
    Yo mama's so skinny that if she turned to the side & stuck out her tongue she'd look like a zipper.

    Dumb? Yes. But when I was in the third grade (or thereabouts) some kid actually said that to me. That was after they realized that I found their "yo mama's so fat" jokes hysterical because my mom is such a tiny little thing.
    Where are all the third graders! I know they could fill up this thread!!!
  • momof2winsplus
    momof2winsplus Posts: 137 Member
    Yo Mama's so fit ... she can open a jar of pickles without calling yo Daddy ??

    I don't think I'll ever be that fit. :D
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