Insert foot, whats YOUR moment (Or your childs)

About a year ago while I was in the shower, my son pokes his head in and matter of factly says, "mom, boys have a penis and girls have a China". Hahahaha, all I could do was turn around so he couldn't see me laughing at him.

I Am really LOL!!! THAT was cute!

When my oldest son was around 2 we were in a grocery store parking lot and he saw a red truck and said it was his daddy's truck. I told him it wasn't and he yelled at the top of his lungs in front of a large group of people walking into the store that I didn't even know who his daddy was. All I could tell the people staring at me was that I definitely did know who his daddy was, lol.

This wasn't really embarrassing to me but I did almost pee myself laughing when my ex husband and I met at a hotel and I decided to get all movie romantic on him by sprinkling rose petals on the bed. He had to call the front desk and ask for new sheets because apparently rose petals will stain white sheets if they're crushed/rolled around on and I was worried they wouldn't be able to get the stains out if we waited until check out time to tell them about it

I seriously spat water everywhere when I read this!!!!! Lol

me my cousin and her kid chace were all in walmart and chase is lets say a free spirit and doesnt hold anythinh back,he's three.

we were in walmart some random lady came up and said, well your just cute,
he said with out missing a beat " lady,i dont got time for you,your ugly,tutalooou."

i said chase,thats not nice,say im sorry. he said,"im not very sorry,lady."


poor lady.

I went into Victoria Secrets to buy a cute HOODIE with my son (4yo) and my daughter (about 6mo at the time) and all the sudden I hear from across the strore (in the best and loudest "look how smart I am mom" 4yo boys voice) "HAHAHA LOOK MOMMY, THESE ARE FOR BOOBIES!" only to look over and see my son waving around a bright pink bra with a big 'ol grin on his face. 8-) Yea, we haven't been back there yet...8-)

Also when my son was about 2 my mom and my aunt took him shopping, my mom said that on the way home her and my aunt were just talking away and while they were stopped at a stop sign behind a few cars my son yells from the back of the van "WHY THE F*%K ARE WE STOPPING!!" ...I have been keeping my road rage to myself since then!!

I went into Victoria Secrets to buy a cute HOODIE with my son (4yo) and my daughter (about 6mo at the time) and all the sudden I hear from across the strore (in the best and loudest "look how smart I am mom" 4yo boys voice) "HAHAHA LOOK MOMMY, THESE ARE FOR BOOBIES!" only to look over and see my son waving around a bright pink bra with a big 'ol grin on his face. 8-) Yea, we haven't been back there yet...8-)

Also when my son was about 2 my mom and my aunt took him shopping, my mom said that on the way home her and my aunt were just talking away and while they were stopped at a stop sign behind a few cars my son yells from the back of the van "WHY THE F*%K ARE WE STOPPING!!" ...I have been keeping my road rage to myself since then!!

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OMG... I just laughed so loud the dog is barking!! I Love this and can totally relate. My son is 3 and was breastfed for 28 months so he is naturally boob obsessed. Well with mine. But when we go to walmart and we go by the bras he always shouts "Hey mommmmmy!!!! Dossse brahs are for mommy big boobiiies hahahaha!!!" It was really awkward the one time a guy was passing by.. he looked at my son, looked at me.. looked at my boobs.. looks away awkwardly and says.. oh..uhh ave a nice day. I was like :huh:

And the whole road rage thing. OH MAN!!! I'm still laughing. I have horrid road rage and my son is my personal parrot.. so I have to be so careful, esp because he has learned some bad words from dad.. and somehow knows how to use them. One day while at grammies house, she made him mad by telling him no he couldn't play outside and he shouts.. oh what the PHUUCK!! Dammmmit I'm way mad!! :noway:

LOL, boys are so much fun aren' t they!! A little challenging sometimes, but FUN!! 8-)

Many many years ago, sitting in mass. Our parish was nearly 50% Fillipino - my then 5 year old son looks around, and says in a very loud voice "Dad, why are we white?". I tried to explain very quietly that his family is from Europe, and alot of people in the parish where from Asia. Thinking I had dodged a bullet until, he again asked loudly "Why?". If only the earth could have swallowed me up there and then.

When my oldest was in preschool he also had speech therapy. They do sounds and picture recognition etc.
The teacher points to a picture and he says the word and she writes it EXACTLY the way he pronounces it.
Egg, house, dog, firef uck ... she called me laughing hysterically. Took him almost 3 years to say TRuck.

Same kid same teacher later that year....teacher says "all the girls line up to wash hands for lunch" my son blurts out "I'm not a girl. I'm a boy. I got a penis!" Loud n proud. Little kid next to him says "yeah I like to eat peanuts too!"

Now that he's 14 I just send an apology note to his teachers on the first day of school.

It does NOT get better....I think he enjoys it.

I was in my early 20's and most of the people I knew had already found a significant other and/or had kids and I had recently broken it off with a boyfriend. I was talking about it with my godmother when I made the comment, " I don't want to be a 40 year old spinster with three cats!" The embarassing part for me was when my 43 year old godmother who is VERY single replied back to me, "I have three cats..."

Even worse yet, about a year after this conversation took place, it happened again that I was speaking with my godmother under similar circumstances and again made that statement. I had completely forgot that happened and was so wrapped up in the conversation....... it was horrible!

All I could do was hang my head in shame.... I'm sorry Aunty!

sooooo many with my step son as he has aspergers. He is very blunt and loud about his opinions of others. there is literally not a day goes by when i don't want the floor to swallow me up! lol. you get used to it over time... x

^^^^^ this my son also has aspergers, he is high functioning and lets everyone know his opinions also... head slap...

Let me start by saying I'm easily embarrassed so it doesn't take much to do me in, in public. One time when my daughter was about 2 I was getting her out of the jeep at a large store and she wanted me to let her stand there while I got my purse. (I never allowed that before instead I held her)... so I said ok I'll trust you this once but if you run you'll never get to do it again. Well of course she took off like a bullet and I had to give chase in this busy parking lot. My pants were baggy and in the run I lost them so I grabbed my child and squatted on the ground because there was a man in a big truck that stopped and was watching the scene. Then he started beeping at me to tell me I had dropped something (other than my pants). So I waved thinking he would drive away. Nope he sat right there so I got up and pulled my pants up and was mortified!

My husband is Hispanic so our daughter is half Mexican half White... we were at a large store (she was 4 yrs old) and she looks around and says very loudly "Boy there sure are a lot of Mexicans in here" Well I'm not exaggerating when I say that everybody in that area stopped and looked right at me. I didn't want them to think that I was a bad person so I louder than usual explained to her that just because someone looks like her daddy it doesn't make them Mexican. Whew, everyone went back to their business after that

Here's one that showed me just how much children realize. When my niece was about 4 years old my sister, mother and myself had went to pick up some pictures. We got in the car and I was going through them and I said man I look huge in every one of these photos. My niece very nonchalantly exclaimed "why don't you call Jenny Craig"?