Ode to Cauliflower -A little Wed Humor :)
Freyja2023
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Ode to Cauliflower
O’ sweet cauliflower
How I love you so
You’ve become my best friend
On this weight loss journey I’m on
You make it so easy
To keep me on track
Cause you fit so well
With both dinner and snack
Whether roasted or grilled
Pureed or fried
Add some garlic
And I’m smiling all day
Your are a quick grab
When snacking feels right
25 calories a cup
Keeps my tummy satisfied
Though I’ll be the first to admit
And I feel bad about it too
When I first met you
I really thought EWWW
I no longer think that
I no longer hate
How when I look at you
I think is that a white brain?
So thank you dear cauliflower
For being the best
A constant comfort
In my weight loss plan
And the final reason
That you are the best
Cause unlike your friend broccoli
You don’t give me gas
O’ sweet cauliflower
How I love you so
You’ve become my best friend
On this weight loss journey I’m on
You make it so easy
To keep me on track
Cause you fit so well
With both dinner and snack
Whether roasted or grilled
Pureed or fried
Add some garlic
And I’m smiling all day
Your are a quick grab
When snacking feels right
25 calories a cup
Keeps my tummy satisfied
Though I’ll be the first to admit
And I feel bad about it too
When I first met you
I really thought EWWW
I no longer think that
I no longer hate
How when I look at you
I think is that a white brain?
So thank you dear cauliflower
For being the best
A constant comfort
In my weight loss plan
And the final reason
That you are the best
Cause unlike your friend broccoli
You don’t give me gas
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lol, nice0
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Thanks for sharing, it was cute and humorous.0
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Ode to Cauliflower
O’ sweet cauliflower
How I love you so
You’ve become my best friend
On this weight loss journey I’m on
You make it so easy
To keep me on track
Cause you fit so well
With both dinner and snack
Whether roasted or grilled
Pureed or fried
Add some garlic
And I’m smiling all day
Your are a quick grab
When snacking feels right
25 calories a cup
Keeps my tummy satisfied
Though I’ll be the first to admit
And I feel bad about it too
When I first met you
I really thought EWWW
I no longer think that
I no longer hate
How when I look at you
I think is that a white brain?
So thank you dear cauliflower
For being the best
A constant comfort
In my weight loss plan
And the final reason
That you are the best
Cause unlike your friend broccoli
You don’t give me gas0 -
*giggles*0
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