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i have officially fallen in love with a thread for the first time :blushing: :flowerforyou: :drinker:

omg i wanna be hit girl

LOL :drinker: Whenever I get the feeling that I need a boyfriend, it usually means I just need to change the batteries in mine. :blushing:

i love my calluses and actually show them off at work to all the weaklings i work with

this thread is fantastic for so many reasons

this is excellent. i need to apply this to my life in general. i worry and care WAAAAAAAY too much about those around me. :flowerforyou:

oh god you poor thing. i got mine out in my late 20s and it was absolutely miserable. i was in bed for 1.5 weeks and then VERY weak from not eating and being in bed. my personal advice (for what it's worth) is to just go for a walk around your neighborhood. before you get tired, turn around and go home. your body is weak…

i'm pretty sure i know why you're husband bought you one. :flowerforyou:

anger management

this is exactly what i do

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:cry:

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES A MONKEY

i fell in love with him when he first really came on the scene in Step Up. i've been smitten ever since. :blushing:

i've got an HRM and have learned that when i'm workin hard i pretty much consistantly burn 100 cals every 10 min. a good workout for me is ~400 cals (not including some weight lifting). HOWEVER, i have noticed that if i burn too much or workout too hard, i'm dead for the rest of the day and end up taking a nap or get a…

maybe i just haven't had good gravy, but i'm not a fan. would rather taste my food than the goo on top of it. OMG GOOD GRAVY!

AAAACK did anyone see that banana the week he got eyes, a whole face, and did a little jig, then pointed to his banana crotch? AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW THIS?!?!?!

ha so do i!!

Acg, you totally read my mind!

god this is still cracking me up 5 min after i saw it. awesome gif lol

i'm not even going to comment on this stupid POS thread

WHY HAS NO ONE MENTIONED DR. OZ

RAPTOR RAWR http://www.cnn.com/2012/10/12/tech/web/apparently-this-matters-gangnam-style/index.html?iref=allsearch

*cue "social media firing" posts

at a wedding i was in, i couldn't find a bra that worked with my dress. so i put a piece of duct tape under each boob for support. worked like a charm, even when i was sweating. taking it off was not fun.

i have one of those under-the-skin zits on my chin that won't go away for like 2 months. and i have first date on saturday.

WEEEE are never ever everrrrrrrrr getting baaack together! no WE-EEEEE! are NEVER EVER EVER EVERRRRRR getting baaack together. like. ever.

i have a coworker who luckily doesn't have anything toooooo bizarro on her desk (aside from a lot of self-helpish sounding sayings), but ALL DAY she mutters to herself. i don't mean a conversation or anything, just a low mutter like she's reading or singing monotone. pandora with headphones won't even block it. "god is…

your muscles are gorgey! wear them with pride! ps--am i the only one who originally thought this thread was about cows?

i still have my tried and true LG flip phone. million years of batt power, i can check my email, but i don't feel 1000% connected all the time OMGWHATAREMYFRIENDSPOSTINGRIGHTNOWDIDMYBOSSRESPONDTOMELOOKATTHATCATPICTURE