I LOVE my vibrator

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  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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    Quoting for drag and because Jinkx Monsoon is the once and future queen.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Mine is the Cadillac of vibrators, all the bells and whistles. :laugh:

    Wouldn't bells and whistle kinda be distracting from the intense, buzzing pleasure?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    We should guess who reported this thread. Only way to save it besides puppy gifs.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    OMG THE IMPLIED SEXUAL INNUENDO IS SO FUNNY. I'VE NEVER SEEN A THREAD LIKE THIS. IT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY.

    somebody needs a visit from buzzzzz light year :D
    And someone needs new material.

    Ok fine I agree it was to easy, and has been overdone. At least it wasn't a spoof of date, marry, bang
    True, but cm'on, I'm sure you can do better.
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
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    :wink:
    I love a bit of vibrating.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
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    OMG THE IMPLIED SEXUAL INNUENDO IS SO FUNNY. I'VE NEVER SEEN A THREAD LIKE THIS. IT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY.

    somebody needs a visit from buzzzzz light year :D
    And someone needs new material.

    Ok fine I agree it was to easy, and has been overdone. At least it wasn't a spoof of date, marry, bang


    Spoofs on "date/marry/bang" get deleted, fyi.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    OMG THE IMPLIED SEXUAL INNUENDO IS SO FUNNY. I'VE NEVER SEEN A THREAD LIKE THIS. IT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY.

    somebody needs a visit from buzzzzz light year :D
    And someone needs new material.

    Ok fine I agree it was to easy, and has been overdone. At least it wasn't a spoof of date, marry, bang

    Good lord man.

    You should have just called her ElExGordo and have been done with it.
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
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    We should guess who reported this thread. Only way to save it besides puppy gifs.

    We can post puppy gifs AND keep this thread going ...

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  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    ummmmmmmmmmmmmm.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....can't hear what you're saying.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • cNhobbes
    cNhobbes Posts: 235 Member
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    OMG I thought this was gonna be about a sex toy, but it isn't! LOLOLOL

    LOL :drinker:

    Whenever I get the feeling that I need a boyfriend, it usually means I just need to change the batteries in mine. :blushing:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    I don't have one. One of my best friends named hers "Mr. Fix-It". She should've just called it "husband".
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
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    :blushing: :devil:
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
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    annnnnnnd ... just because this is effin weird ...

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  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    We should guess who reported this thread. Only way to save it besides puppy gifs.

    We can post puppy gifs AND keep this thread going ...

    tumblr_mel5ucF3tQ1r4913wo1_500.jpg

    bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...totally stealing this...

    :heart:
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
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    We should guess who reported this thread. Only way to save it besides puppy gifs.

    We can post puppy gifs AND keep this thread going ...

    tumblr_mel5ucF3tQ1r4913wo1_500.jpg

    bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...totally stealing this...

    :heart:

    The only downside of this for me is that there's a possibility that someone from IT is going to see a google search for "puppy vibrator" ... I guess we'll know by the looks I get at lunch today ... If they look like that dog, then I'll know.
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
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    Man .. it keeps getting weirder ...

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  • mmddwechanged
    mmddwechanged Posts: 1,687 Member
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    Bump, because learning about tension relief is soooooo important for here and wellness. Thankyou Op:)
  • RobfromLakewood
    RobfromLakewood Posts: 684
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    Agreed, funny post on my feed, but not too experienced with vibrators on my feet, but maybe some lotion.
  • sillygoosie
    sillygoosie Posts: 1,109 Member
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    Seriously it feels soooo good on my feet after a long run!!! How about you, do you feel the vibe?

    You're doing it wrong.
  • opalescence
    opalescence Posts: 413 Member
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    Such a funny thread I can feel the funny vibrating around inside of me.

    fixed it for you :flowerforyou:
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