I LOVE my vibrator

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  • MoreThanMommie
    MoreThanMommie Posts: 597 Member
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    :love:
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
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    I'm just commenting because I want this to show up on my news feed...
  • rav52
    rav52 Posts: 495
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    Just loving the title of this thread!!!!!
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,298 Member
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    OMG THE IMPLIED SEXUAL INNUENDO IS SO FUNNY. I'VE NEVER SEEN A THREAD LIKE THIS. IT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY.

    somebody needs a visit from buzzzzz light year :D

    FTW
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
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    This statement belongs in the:

    Things you should never hear a dude say
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
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    OMG I thought this was gonna be about a sex toy, but it isn't! LOLOLOL
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    hey...i love your new headache massager.... (says roommate as she's rubbing something along her forehead)

    (move in a little closer thinking to myself I don't HAVE a headache massager)

    me: oh? where did you find it?

    roommmate: in your nightstand table....i've been using it this past week, hope you don't mind.

    (growing dawning realization of horror)....

    me: uhmmmmm...honey...that's my clitoral stimulator....

    roommate: EEEEEEK!!!!! wash my forehead...wash MY FOREHEAD!!!!!

    me: you've been using this for a week? .....here...why don't you keep it, I suddenly don't need it anymore....
  • Christizzzle
    Christizzzle Posts: 454 Member
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    Mine is the Cadillac of vibrators, all the bells and whistles. :laugh:
  • cubizzle
    cubizzle Posts: 900 Member
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  • aliciagetshealthy
    aliciagetshealthy Posts: 946 Member
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    Positively tingley
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
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    The rabbit died....I had to evolve...

    I would think that +/- 9 months after the rabbit died, you'd be using the vibrator exclusively for a little while. Now if your DOLPHIN had died, that's a different story ...
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    OMG THE IMPLIED SEXUAL INNUENDO IS SO FUNNY. I'VE NEVER SEEN A THREAD LIKE THIS. IT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY.

    somebody needs a visit from buzzzzz light year :D
    And someone needs new material.
  • Aello11
    Aello11 Posts: 312 Member
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    Tease!!! :sad:
  • Fox_n_sox
    Fox_n_sox Posts: 283 Member
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    IBTL
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,298 Member
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    The rabbit died....I had to evolve...

    :cry: I am so sorry for your loss. :brokenheart:
  • gabiinacio
    gabiinacio Posts: 124 Member
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  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
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    I find the vibrating red light bed at the gym......satisfying. It makes my leg muscles feel good after a workout too. :bigsmile:

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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    I use one often. Feels sooooo good and really finish me off after getting worked up. Great release of tension. Mmmmm.....










    I have a massage chair too.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    OMG THE IMPLIED SEXUAL INNUENDO IS SO FUNNY. I'VE NEVER SEEN A THREAD LIKE THIS. IT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY.

    What the...?! This about massagers.
  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
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    OMG THE IMPLIED SEXUAL INNUENDO IS SO FUNNY. I'VE NEVER SEEN A THREAD LIKE THIS. IT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY.

    somebody needs a visit from buzzzzz light year :D
    And someone needs new material.

    Ok fine I agree it was to easy, and has been overdone. At least it wasn't a spoof of date, marry, bang
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