If you were the mother or father of the person above what would you say to them?

I'd say:

"think about what you say to people, you don't know their battles"

and

"People will respect you more if you respect yourself"

i hope you have a boyfriend

Princess, I think you're eating too little. Aren't you hungry?

Get off that donkey and put some clothes on

He wasn't good enough for you

learn to bake yummy things!

No you may not get your *kitten* pierced

I told you so!

Go make some friends.

Quit picking your ear wax!