Why is the poster above you single?

chimptron · January 2018

Is looking for his date on the playground

Zee_0100 · January 2018

Bridge_marie wrote: »

Smells like a tuna melt.... With onions.

Hahaha oh girl

damn the way you expressed your emotion

legs180 · January 2018

Because she uses too many emoticons

Smilin40 · January 2018

Because Kim Jung un dropped a nuke and she’s the only person left,other wise no way she single.

slimgirljo15 · January 2018

He's not, has 3 gf but is looking for a 4th.

liftorgohome · January 2018

She prefers dating guys that can jump like kangaroo's.

cajoke11235 · February 2018

no one replies to his posts for an entire month

kam26001 · February 2018

Because she is a habitual butt picker.

Egger29 · February 2018

He smells like Beef Barley Soup

Mattty79 · February 2018

Because superman is way too busy saving the world!

slimgirljo15 · February 2018

He backs the wrong team

Mattty79 · February 2018

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

He backs the wrong team

We will win again this year!

Because she is a cockroach!

slimgirljo15 · February 2018

Mattty79 wrote: »

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

He backs the wrong team

We will win again this year!

Because she is a cockroach!

I live half and half so Im a Caneroach

Stinky feet

Smilin40 · February 2018

She’s not single she has a male harem on here

slimgirljo15 · February 2018

Smilin40 wrote: »

She’s not single she has a male harem on here

Shhhh he's single because he's a tattle tale

Smilin40 · February 2018

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Smilin40 wrote: »

She’s not single she has a male harem on here

Shhhh he's single because he's a tattle tale

There’s a saying we’re I’m from touts beware or your knees won’t be there .i madam am no tattle tale

Gould118 · February 2018

Because he hasn't been swept off his feet yet

Egger29 · February 2018

She showers once a month.

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