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MFP crushes

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  • ParadigmShifter
    ParadigmShifter Posts: 289 Member
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    @ThatGirlWhoDoesDeadlifts
  • mrwineismybf
    mrwineismybf Posts: 4,088 Member
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    ParadigmShifter wrote: »
    @ThatGirlWhoDoesDeadlifts

    Dammit you found her!?
  • mrwineismybf
    mrwineismybf Posts: 4,088 Member
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    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    mrwineismybf wrote: »
    TeinyWinehouse wrote: »
    I can’t just choose. I love each and every one of you equally, passionately, deeply, thoroughly, sweatily…I had to take my crushin & lovin’ into the real world. I’m not a machine people! Jesus.
    mrwineismybf wrote: »
    TeinyWinehouse wrote: »
    I don't have an MFP crush :|
    However, I do have a crush on the waiter who served me this evening.

    Crush me...crush me... ;)

    Girl. You just say the word and we'll go fishing together down at the 'lady pond' ;)

    I waited at the lady pond ...you never showed up...just a bunch of ftogs :'(

    I was there! I saw a toad hop right on by. It appeared to be wearing underpants and crying or something.

    Haha ...I thought I saw pretty mouth trying to squish a toad
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    Aww. Poor squishy toad... :(
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    competecompetecompete wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    Aww. Poor squishy toad... :(

    Don't lick the toad

    That would be far too forward. I barely know him.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    competecompetecompete wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    competecompetecompete wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    Aww. Poor squishy toad... :(

    Don't lick the toad

    That would be far too forward. I barely know him.

    Knew. You barely knew him. He's squished now haha
    Subtle licks. He wouldn't know. Squished or non-squished

    Well if he's that squished, the subtlety would be lost.

    I prefer my lickees to be aware.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    competecompetecompete wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    competecompetecompete wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    competecompetecompete wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    Aww. Poor squishy toad... :(

    Don't lick the toad

    That would be far too forward. I barely know him.

    Knew. You barely knew him. He's squished now haha
    Subtle licks. He wouldn't know. Squished or non-squished

    Well if he's that squished, the subtlety would be lost.

    I prefer my lickees to be aware.

    It's a balance of being forward and the need to be noticed....in the licking sense.
    I personally like to be licked, whether I know it or not

    How do you know you're not getting licked frequently when you are unaware? Maybe you should pay more attention.

    Also, if you are a toad there can be no licking. You said so.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    competecompetecompete wrote: »
    I said so, yes.
    But it's like telling a child "I don't wanna hear a peep"....you're gonna hear "peep"

    Reverse psychology 101

    So is this a confession that you are, in fact, a toad? Since the no licking rule was specifically for toads?
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    edited May 2017
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    competecompetecompete wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    competecompetecompete wrote: »
    I said so, yes.
    But it's like telling a child "I don't wanna hear a peep"....you're gonna hear "peep"

    Reverse psychology 101

    So is this a confession that you are, in fact, a toad? Since the no licking rule was specifically for toads?

    Ok. I admit. I'm actually a frog. Toads are always getting kicked. Us frogs? Never!!!!
    Can't we all just get licked?

    I only kiss frogs that turn into princes. And I definitely don't lick them.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    competecompetecompete wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    competecompetecompete wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    competecompetecompete wrote: »
    I said so, yes.
    But it's like telling a child "I don't wanna hear a peep"....you're gonna hear "peep"

    Reverse psychology 101

    So is this a confession that you are, in fact, a toad? Since the no licking rule was specifically for toads?

    Ok. I admit. I'm actually a frog. Toads are always getting kicked. Us frogs? Never!!!!
    Can't we all just get licked?

    I only kiss frogs that turn into princes. And I definitely don't lick them.

    I don't know if that's in my DNA

    Then you are out of luck. I make very few exceptions. I have strict standards when it comes to fraternizing with amphibians.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    leut_underpants wrote: »
    Amphibians have rules of their own. He man woman haters unite!

    HeManWomanHaters.jpg

    Please don't hate me. I was sad you got squished...
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    Amphibians have rules of their own. He man woman haters unite!

    HeManWomanHaters.jpg

    Please don't hate me. I was sad you got squished...

    Oh please. I didn't squish him. Never squish an amphibian whose in his underpants. That's rule number 43 1/2.

    Crap. I only got to rule 37 1/4 then I got distracted.

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