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Can we all remember to gamble responsibly0
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Kieranova1994 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »
Since when:O
Since I saw your PP and decided to be a cougar!
Surely this can't happen....
I wouldn't share Kendra and she wouldn't share me...
Psssh
This is my Kier Bear now:
Jenqueen... you love jack it's destiny..
Hey, don't throw around that "love" word like that. I see how it is.....
That was your cue to say.... it's you i want.
I'm disappointed
I thought the three of us were just in a big orgie of love.... But then you introduce these other women????....
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Kieranova1994 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »
Since when:O
Since I saw your PP and decided to be a cougar!
Surely this can't happen....
I wouldn't share Kendra and she wouldn't share me...
Psssh
This is my Kier Bear now:
Jenqueen... you love jack it's destiny..
Hey, don't throw around that "love" word like that. I see how it is.....
WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME? It's all too much pressure....
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Kieranova1994 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »
Since when:O
Since I saw your PP and decided to be a cougar!
Surely this can't happen....
I wouldn't share Kendra and she wouldn't share me...
Psssh
This is my Kier Bear now:
Jenqueen... you love jack it's destiny..
Hey, don't throw around that "love" word like that. I see how it is.....
That was your cue to say.... it's you i want.
I'm disappointed
I thought the three of us were just in a big orgie of love.... But then you introduce these other women????....
Apperently i get around0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »So let's cut to the chase....
Whose gonna start the bidding?
I'll start with three red jelly beans
Cut to the chase, you just want to climb my beanstalk
I bid 4 red jelly beans and a harmonica
Well he mentioned climbing his beanstalk....he better be worth it! 10 rainbow assorted colored Jelly beans and an old soccer shoe.
I can stick a try before you buy on that....0 -
Kieranova1994 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »So let's cut to the chase....
Whose gonna start the bidding?
I'll start with three red jelly beans
Cut to the chase, you just want to climb my beanstalk
I bid 4 red jelly beans and a harmonica
Well he mentioned climbing his beanstalk....he better be worth it! 10 rainbow assorted colored Jelly beans and an old soccer shoe.
I can stick a try before you buy on that....
Please consider my bid of 20 rainbow jelly beans a harmonica a balloon animal and a torrid night of sex..1 -
Ya'll are taking my Kier Bear's innocence0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »So let's cut to the chase....
Whose gonna start the bidding?
I'll start with three red jelly beans
Cut to the chase, you just want to climb my beanstalk
I bid 4 red jelly beans and a harmonica
Well he mentioned climbing his beanstalk....he better be worth it! 10 rainbow assorted colored Jelly beans and an old soccer shoe.
I can stick a try before you buy on that....
Please consider my bid of 20 rainbow jelly beans a harmonica a balloon animal and a torrid night of sex..
I'll go in at 100 jellybeans to prevent the torrid night of sex0 -
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »So let's cut to the chase....
Whose gonna start the bidding?
I'll start with three red jelly beans
Cut to the chase, you just want to climb my beanstalk
I bid 4 red jelly beans and a harmonica
Well he mentioned climbing his beanstalk....he better be worth it! 10 rainbow assorted colored Jelly beans and an old soccer shoe.
I can stick a try before you buy on that....
Please consider my bid of 20 rainbow jelly beans a harmonica a balloon animal and a torrid night of sex..
I'll go in at 100 jellybeans to prevent the torrid night of sex
This is too steep for me. I need a man who will crush me for free!!
So your after a freebie0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »So let's cut to the chase....
Whose gonna start the bidding?
I'll start with three red jelly beans
Cut to the chase, you just want to climb my beanstalk
I bid 4 red jelly beans and a harmonica
Well he mentioned climbing his beanstalk....he better be worth it! 10 rainbow assorted colored Jelly beans and an old soccer shoe.
I can stick a try before you buy on that....
Please consider my bid of 20 rainbow jelly beans a harmonica a balloon animal and a torrid night of sex..
I'll go in at 100 jellybeans to prevent the torrid night of sex
101 and you can watch0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »So let's cut to the chase....
Whose gonna start the bidding?
I'll start with three red jelly beans
Cut to the chase, you just want to climb my beanstalk
I bid 4 red jelly beans and a harmonica
Well he mentioned climbing his beanstalk....he better be worth it! 10 rainbow assorted colored Jelly beans and an old soccer shoe.
I can stick a try before you buy on that....
Please consider my bid of 20 rainbow jelly beans a harmonica a balloon animal and a torrid night of sex..
Mmmmm i shall consider....0 -
100 and I won't hurt you...1
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^ lol0
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I'll rais Vik's offer by with 101 jelly beans, a white beaked dolphin and a back rub0
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Kieranova1994 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »So let's cut to the chase....
Whose gonna start the bidding?
I'll start with three red jelly beans
Cut to the chase, you just want to climb my beanstalk
I bid 4 red jelly beans and a harmonica
Well he mentioned climbing his beanstalk....he better be worth it! 10 rainbow assorted colored Jelly beans and an old soccer shoe.
I can stick a try before you buy on that....
Please consider my bid of 20 rainbow jelly beans a harmonica a balloon animal and a torrid night of sex..
I'll go in at 100 jellybeans to prevent the torrid night of sex
101 and you can watch
And she can watch what, exactly?! :huh:
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »So let's cut to the chase....
Whose gonna start the bidding?
I'll start with three red jelly beans
Cut to the chase, you just want to climb my beanstalk
I bid 4 red jelly beans and a harmonica
Well he mentioned climbing his beanstalk....he better be worth it! 10 rainbow assorted colored Jelly beans and an old soccer shoe.
I can stick a try before you buy on that....
Please consider my bid of 20 rainbow jelly beans a harmonica a balloon animal and a torrid night of sex..
I'll go in at 100 jellybeans to prevent the torrid night of sex
Awww ...ok..Im not sure hes ready for it anyway..
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »So let's cut to the chase....
Whose gonna start the bidding?
I'll start with three red jelly beans
Cut to the chase, you just want to climb my beanstalk
I bid 4 red jelly beans and a harmonica
Well he mentioned climbing his beanstalk....he better be worth it! 10 rainbow assorted colored Jelly beans and an old soccer shoe.
I can stick a try before you buy on that....
Please consider my bid of 20 rainbow jelly beans a harmonica a balloon animal and a torrid night of sex..
I'll go in at 100 jellybeans to prevent the torrid night of sex
Awww ...ok..Im not sure hes ready for it anyway..:
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Kieranova1994 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »So let's cut to the chase....
Whose gonna start the bidding?
I bid everything I've got!
Can't you just bid yourself to me?
After checking everything over twice like Santa.
I have decided nothing has changed....
Kendra what do you say;)0 -
@Kieranova1994
So shees..... I have to put in a bid? (Damn it. I'm old fashion...guys are supposed to chase me)
I'll offer a Liverpool Europa League win, two romantic poems, and a threesome with Ellie Goulding? (None of this jelly bean sh**...nobody knows you like me)
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< Chopped liver
Psssh.....1 -
Kieranova1994 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »So let's cut to the chase....
Whose gonna start the bidding?
I bid everything I've got!
Can't you just bid yourself to me?
After checking everything over twice like Santa.
I have decided nothing has changed....
Kendra what do you say;)
I'm all in
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So shees..... I have to put in a bid? (Damn it. I'm old fashion...guys are supposed to chase me
)
I'll offer a Liverpool Europa League win, two romantic poems, and a threesome with Ellie Goulding? (None of this jelly bean sh**...nobody knows you like me)
I can't turn my back on liverpool:( and i would never turn down a three some with you and ellie....
But.... i will stick with my first option...0 -
Kieranova1994 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »So let's cut to the chase....
Whose gonna start the bidding?
I bid everything I've got!
Can't you just bid yourself to me?
After checking everything over twice like Santa.
I have decided nothing has changed....
Kendra what do you say;)
I'm all in
I'll grab my coat;)0 -
Kieranova1994 wrote: »So shees..... I have to put in a bid? (Damn it. I'm old fashion...guys are supposed to chase me
)
I'll offer a Liverpool Europa League win, two romantic poems, and a threesome with Ellie Goulding? (None of this jelly bean sh**...nobody knows you like me)
I can't turn my back on liverpool:( and i would never turn down a three some with you and ellie....
But.... i will stick with my first option...Kieranova1994 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »Kieranova1994 wrote: »So let's cut to the chase....
Whose gonna start the bidding?
I bid everything I've got!
Can't you just bid yourself to me?
After checking everything over twice like Santa.
I have decided nothing has changed....
Kendra what do you say;)
I'm all in
I'll grab my coat;)
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