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MFP crushes
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Crushing on a guy hardcore for a year. Like, you know that feeling you get when the hairs on your neck stand up when he walks by?
I decided to say something to him. 0-100 overnight. Knew exactly what it would be. I was ready. Eye contact and all.
Spoke to a mutual contact first.
He's married.
............and gay.
Flaming.
Sigh. Be still, thy heart. BE *KITTEN* STILL.
Ouch.....
I fairly recently called off a relationship that I was having long distance with a girl in Cali.....she was pissed even though she was dating other dudes. Thought wow maybe she really likes me.....but then found out she was pissed because she wanted to go to the fight in Vegas in May that I have access to.....oh well, I'm sure she will get some other dude to bring her
Hmmmmmm oh really
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spanish_liza wrote: »Crushing on a guy hardcore for a year. Like, you know that feeling you get when the hairs on your neck stand up when he walks by?
I decided to say something to him. 0-100 overnight. Knew exactly what it would be. I was ready. Eye contact and all.
Spoke to a mutual contact first.
He's married.
............and gay.
Flaming.
Sigh. Be still, thy heart. BE *KITTEN* STILL.
Ouch.....
I fairly recently called off a relationship that I was having long distance with a girl in Cali.....she was pissed even though she was dating other dudes. Thought wow maybe she really likes me.....but then found out she was pissed because she wanted to go to the fight in Vegas in May that I have access to.....oh well, I'm sure she will get some other dude to bring her
Hmmmmmm oh really
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Errr.. I've somehow acquired one which is a little shocking but from what I can see she's the purest definition of perfect (for me) which is actually incredible because she's very atypical of what I would usually crush on.
She's a little bit married though so when her husband has an "accident" soon and she's on the rebound I intend to pounce. Once the investigation is over and I'm still free I'll let you guys know how it goes.
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projectbradley wrote: »Errr.. I've somehow acquired one which is a little shocking but from what I can see she's the purest definition of perfect (for me) which is actually incredible because she's very atypical of what I would usually crush on.
She's a little bit married though so when her husband has an "accident" soon and she's on the rebound I intend to pounce. Once the investigation is over and I'm still free I'll let you guys know how it goes.
I've no doubt even if caught and you go to jail.. you'd still be the belle of the ball, cutie :laugh:2 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »projectbradley wrote: »Errr.. I've somehow acquired one which is a little shocking but from what I can see she's the purest definition of perfect (for me) which is actually incredible because she's very atypical of what I would usually crush on.
She's a little bit married though so when her husband has an "accident" soon and she's on the rebound I intend to pounce. Once the investigation is over and I'm still free I'll let you guys know how it goes.
I've no doubt even if caught and you go to jail.. you'd still be the belle of the ball, cutie :laugh:
Awww! Thanks Jo .. WAIT WHAT?
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projectbradley wrote: »Errr.. I've somehow acquired one which is a little shocking but from what I can see she's the purest definition of perfect (for me) which is actually incredible because she's very atypical of what I would usually crush on.
She's a little bit married though so when her husband has an "accident" soon and she's on the rebound I intend to pounce. Once the investigation is over and I'm still free I'll let you guys know how it goes.
Oh c'mon, tell us!0 -
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_Captivated_ wrote: »projectbradley wrote: »Errr.. I've somehow acquired one which is a little shocking but from what I can see she's the purest definition of perfect (for me) which is actually incredible because she's very atypical of what I would usually crush on.
She's a little bit married though so when her husband has an "accident" soon and she's on the rebound I intend to pounce. Once the investigation is over and I'm still free I'll let you guys know how it goes.
Oh c'mon, tell us!
You and I have both been here long enough to know you don't spill the beans on your crushes. While it isn't you, I will very happily take out that *kitten* *kitten* goddamn *kitten* husband out the game, just give me a name.
NSA: Just kidding!
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Worth noting, you've been on this list posted in this thread by this guy some time ago. I adore you!0
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projectbradley wrote: »_Captivated_ wrote: »projectbradley wrote: »Errr.. I've somehow acquired one which is a little shocking but from what I can see she's the purest definition of perfect (for me) which is actually incredible because she's very atypical of what I would usually crush on.
She's a little bit married though so when her husband has an "accident" soon and she's on the rebound I intend to pounce. Once the investigation is over and I'm still free I'll let you guys know how it goes.
Oh c'mon, tell us!
You and I have both been here long enough to know you don't spill the beans on your crushes. While it isn't you, I will very happily take out that *kitten* *kitten* goddamn *kitten* husband out the game, just give me a name.
NSA: Just kidding!
I laughed out loud!
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Ah......I see, people having fun at my expense.....4
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_Captivated_ wrote: »
I think he's enough man for the both of us, no? Like....I'm not even sure I could take his right side. Maybe we should enlist the help of 2 more ladies? Everyone takes one limb.Ah......I see, people having fun at my expense.....
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_Captivated_ wrote: »
I think he's enough man for the both of us, no? Like....I'm not even sure I could take his right side. Maybe we should enlist the help of 2 more ladies? Everyone takes one limb.Ah......I see, people having fun at my expense.....
:laugh: I'm positive you can find three others to assist you!1 -
Easy with me ladies....I'm old and fragile. I will hire a stunt double to stand in for me to assure you get the best version of me....;)2
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_Captivated_ wrote: »_Captivated_ wrote: »
I think he's enough man for the both of us, no? Like....I'm not even sure I could take his right side. Maybe we should enlist the help of 2 more ladies? Everyone takes one limb.Ah......I see, people having fun at my expense.....
:laugh: I'm positive you can find three others to assist you!
Glad to see we're on the same page: he definitely needs a third for his torso. OK. Five.3 -
_Captivated_ wrote: »_Captivated_ wrote: »
I think he's enough man for the both of us, no? Like....I'm not even sure I could take his right side. Maybe we should enlist the help of 2 more ladies? Everyone takes one limb.Ah......I see, people having fun at my expense.....
:laugh: I'm positive you can find three others to assist you!
Glad to see we're on the same page: he definitely needs a third for his torso. OK. Five.
I would like to think my lower half is more impressive than my torso......ummm....legs....I mean my legs!5 -
_Captivated_ wrote: »_Captivated_ wrote: »
I think he's enough man for the both of us, no? Like....I'm not even sure I could take his right side. Maybe we should enlist the help of 2 more ladies? Everyone takes one limb.Ah......I see, people having fun at my expense.....
:laugh: I'm positive you can find three others to assist you!
Glad to see we're on the same page: he definitely needs a third for his torso. OK. Five.
I would like to think my lower half is more impressive than my torso......ummm....legs....I mean my legs!
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Every time I allude to a crush things get awkward. But there is a super fun person I crush who would be awesome to hang out with at a bar0
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Tongue, bite.1
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_Captivated_ wrote: »
I have a very specific association with an incapacitated (well, occupied) man, four ladies, and the possibility of there being a fifth.
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_Captivated_ wrote: »
I have a very specific association with an incapacitated (well, occupied) man, four ladies, and the possibility of there being a fifth.
Sigh.
I think really at this point you can safely just go ahead and call that an orgy. You've setup an orgy.2 -
A special sweet crush :smooched:0
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projectbradley wrote: »_Captivated_ wrote: »
I have a very specific association with an incapacitated (well, occupied) man, four ladies, and the possibility of there being a fifth.
Sigh.
I think really at this point you can safely just go ahead and call that an orgy. You've setup an orgy.
Haha.....I don't think I'm even a real factor in all of this2
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