Cheesy Jokes from the Subconsciously Awkward

IAmDoorKey

Hello!

So, I'm not technically new... I've just not really used this account before..

Anyway.

I've been pretty down in the dumps lately, so I'm going to do something helpful and productive. Hoorah! I am re-starting Insanity. This will be my third time starting it, and hopefully my first time finishing it.

I seek to be healthy, have higher endurance, and gain weight.

If anyone knows of some good nutrition resources (podcasts, blogs, books for people who don't understand chemistry), please share your wisdom!

If anyone wants to help me stay motivated, I will do the same for you.

And now, your jokes:

Do you want to hear a pizza joke?
Nah, it's too cheesy.

How about a construction joke?
Never mind, still working on it..

What did Lil Jon do when the hardware store employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?
He turned down 4 Watt.

What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.

Why did the yogurt go to an art exhibition?
Because it was cultured.

Any Doctor Who fans?