The Perfect MyFitnessPal Forum Thread

parkscs
parkscs Posts: 1,639 Member
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Weight loss? Check.
Macros? Check.
Cat Gifs? Check.
Low carb diet? Check.
Inability to accept responsibility? As evidenced from the line that says "she likely overfed him"... Check.

All it's missing is a catnip detox and some raspberry ketone treats... but in all seriousness, poor cat.

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  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    ok
  • ChoiceNotChance
    ChoiceNotChance Posts: 644 Member
    Poor thing. Loving him to death.
  • allaboutthecake
    allaboutthecake Posts: 1,535 Member
    Big kitty. :) He looks like he got Tweety Bird & Mickey Mouse both!
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
    Um. What?

    Low carb is good for a cat. They're carnivores. You should minimize their carb intake anyway.

    Are you saying the cat should be responsible for its own weight and the owner shouldn't have anything to do with it being overweight?
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I want that cat.
  • Baconist
    Baconist Posts: 74 Member
    Poor kitty...not a happy kitty at all.
  • VeryKatie
    VeryKatie Posts: 5,961 Member
    That cat's head is big. I wonder (yes I realize it is still overweight) if it might be a bigger cat breed.
  • parkscs
    parkscs Posts: 1,639 Member
    Um. What?

    Low carb is good for a cat. They're carnivores. You should minimize their carb intake anyway.

    Are you saying the cat should be responsible for its own weight and the owner shouldn't have anything to do with it being overweight?

    I just found it funny the author is only willing to concede that it's "likely" the cat got to 37 pounds because the owner overfed it. Perhaps it's just me, but I'm pretty sure we've moved beyond a mere likelihood of overfeeding when the cat weighs in at 37 pounds.
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    I don't like cats.
  • mulecanter
    mulecanter Posts: 1,792 Member
    Some cats overeat, others don't. Just like people.
  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
    the "perfect" thread?

    dude, talk about thread shaming here... what, the other threads in the forum don't fit you're idea of "perfection" so you come here posting this? why don't you try being a little more tolerant?

    not cool.
  • Hornsby
    Hornsby Posts: 10,322 Member
    edited October 2014
    How in the hell that you didn't use "Purr-fect" instead of "Perfect" is beyond me...

    You should be ashamed of yourself :)
  • parkscs
    parkscs Posts: 1,639 Member
    Hornsby wrote: »
    How in the hell that you didn't use "Purr-fect" instead of "Perfect" is beyond me...

    You should be ashamed of yourself :)

    Dear God, you're right. I've... I've failed. Mods, please close this topic. I can't bear the shame.

    And now I'll make my exit...

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    Hornsby Posts: 10,322 Member
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    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Hornsby Posts: 10,322 Member
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  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    OdesAngel wrote: »
    I don't like cats.
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  • baconslave
    baconslave Posts: 7,018 Member
    sentaruu wrote: »
    the "perfect" thread?

    dude, talk about thread shaming here... what, the other threads in the forum don't fit you're idea of "perfection" so you come here posting this? why don't you try being a little more tolerant?

    not cool.

    LOL! That made me laugh so hard.
    Oh wait? Were you serious?


    It's clearly the cat's fault. He should have been tracking and eating at a deficit. Blaming his owner? Psssh. He put all that in his mouth. And that low-carb diet? Silly cat, you need carbs. They're fine as long as you stay under your cal goal!
    VeryKatie wrote: »
    That cat's head is big. I wonder (yes I realize it is still overweight) if it might be a bigger cat breed.

    Vet said it should weigh 12lbs.


    Um. What?

    Low carb is good for a cat. They're carnivores. You should minimize their carb intake anyway.

    Are you saying the cat should be responsible for its own weight and the owner shouldn't have anything to do with it being overweight?

    Golly gee Moses... OP is joking, people.


    I do feel sorry for the cat though. They have it on kitty pain meds since it hurts him to move. :disappointed:

  • parkscs
    parkscs Posts: 1,639 Member
    zyxst wrote: »
    OdesAngel wrote: »
    I don't like cats.
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    There is a small possibility, however slim, that this canine may have been overfed. Not to say the owner is in any way, shape or form responsible for the dog's weight, mind you, only that it's a distant possibility.
  • Hornsby
    Hornsby Posts: 10,322 Member
    parkscs wrote: »
    zyxst wrote: »
    OdesAngel wrote: »
    I don't like cats.
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    There is a small possibility, however slim, that this canine may have been overfed. Not to say the owner is in any way, shape or form responsible for the dog's weight, mind you, only that it's a distant possibility.

    Or....it's just a giant tick?
  • JenniferIsLosingIt
    JenniferIsLosingIt Posts: 595 Member
    in it for the kitteh gifs >:):p
  • free1220
    free1220 Posts: 416 Member
    Just WOW!
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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