funny health and fitness

liznsmith
liznsmith Posts: 240 Member
Okay, I am a health nut and today at work today my employer offered to take me out to lunch. When asked what I like to eat I replied, "anything healthy." His response was, "okay, like in-n-out," (fast food burger place on the west coast) I couldn't stop laughingl
What are some funny things YOU have heard regarding health and fitness?

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  • liznsmith
    liznsmith Posts: 240 Member
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  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    ...During Insanity Shaun T. always says to "keep your knees soft when jacking" during the warm up jumping jacks......I am doing the program with three co-workers and I laugh every time!
  • fShaw86
    fShaw86 Posts: 878 Member
    "I skip breakfast so I can lose weight"

    lameee. Btw In-N-Out is amazing but sooo hi-cal lol!
  • liznsmith
    liznsmith Posts: 240 Member
    LMAO both of those are awesome!!!
    HI FSHAW!!

    Here's another from my other boss whose a bigger health nut than me, "Don't cook brown rice for my dad any more. It's not good for you. Please make quinoa or couscous." Although she has a point her dad is 91, still plays tennis and is going crazy from this new no cholesterol diet
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    I think that I missed the point of the post.......I just saw in and out and instantly thought of something debaucherous.....I will rack my brain for a better example!
  • liznsmith
    liznsmith Posts: 240 Member
    no your post was awesome!! I was cracking up!!! That's exactly what this is about