Walking a THIN line ;)

Jill_newimprovedversion

It's SARCASM SATURDAY...

but I'm sorta serious about this one:

The biggest pain about being short (5' 1/2" ) is you only get a 3-5 lb. discrepancy to hit the perfect maintenance weight.
Drop BELOW that, and you start hearing...." She's TOO skinny. "
Go ABOVE it, and you start hearing...." I'm glad to see she's eating again. "
...Well, I'm up 15 pounds, and I'm at the next level.... " Wow, she's really letting herself go "

If I reach 5 more pounds, and I'll hit the one I love best of all:
" What a shame. She has a such a pretty face. She could be so attractive. "

BTW, the last comment is the one that is used no matter how much more excess poundage is added.

..........

The irony? While it MAY happen, I've not experienced it....
Why does this seem to be only said about females?

ThePhoenixIsRising

Because guys need to have sharper bone prominence to have a handsome/attractive face. Even small amounts of fat accumulation in the face brings them to cuddly teddy bear status.

_runnerbean_

Is Christina Aguilera in the house?