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ComedyMatt

I'm a stand-up comedian aiming to lose enough weight to prevent becoming a sit-down comedian. Please friend me if you want to read my posts observing how bloody difficult this is, me whining that I can't eat what I want, cranky thoughts about the gym and people in it, and general nonsense. Not politically correct, but I'll probably be worth a few laughs.

Fitfully_me

Ok

ShellyBell999

This better be funny.................