STOLEN! From my new friends newsfeed.

MyChocolateDiet

I just can't HANDLE all the funny details in this story and my mind is reeling with wisecracks. I present to you on a platter what my FL person cooked up. ( Just like IRL I like to take credit for the magic other people produce.)

http://abc7.com/news/woman-rescued-from-chimney-belonging-to-man-she-met-online/356850/

MyChocolateDiet

Fave quote..."I'm going to be a little more cautious of who I invite into my house now," said Lawrence, who did not want to reveal his last name.

Just a little.

BlueBombers

She sounds a little cray cray.

shellma00

I dont even know how to respond to this.. WOW..

ShellyBell999

LOL, way to pick em Larry!!

MyChocolateDiet

BlueBombers wrote: »

She sounds a little cray cray.

or determined. depending.

CallMeCupcakeDammit

I love these stories. I love the story this guy tells police after getting stuck in a vent. local8now.com/home/headlines/28506344.html

mbailey423

Lol poor Larry

I once arrested a guy for breaking into a butcher shop. When we found him he was in the meat locker naked as the day he was born. He told us he had to do it because he wanted to make sure the cows knew they were loved before they were eaten. To this day I can't look at a steak and not smile.

MyChocolateDiet

CallMeCupcakeDammit wrote: »

I love these stories. I love the story this guy tells police after getting stuck in a vent. local8now.com/home/headlines/28506344.html

Well...WAS there a blue cow in the basement? Because if so...<cueXfilesmusic>

paperpudding

I don't know any arrest stories but when I used to work in an A+E we sometimes got people with interesting stories - one had a vacuum cleaner nozzle stuck up his *kitten* - he was doing vacuuming in the nude and tripped.
Another had a pencil stuck in his penis - he was drawing in the nude and slipped over.

True stories - well,the people truly came in with such incidents and told the stories - not sure if they thought anyone actually believed them

mikeshockley

I can just see the new thread now...

"Would you climb down the chimney of the person above you?"

paperpudding

A nus is auto deleted ???

It is the correct medical terminology

KarenJanine

Ha, brilliant.

For another story of a woman getting stuck somewhere she shouldn't: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/universityeducation/student-life/11173604/Student-gets-head-stuck-in-bottle-bank-on-night-out.html

CallMeCupcakeDammit

MyChocolateDiet wrote: »

CallMeCupcakeDammit wrote: »

I love these stories. I love the story this guy tells police after getting stuck in a vent. local8now.com/home/headlines/28506344.html

Well...WAS there a blue cow in the basement? Because if so...<cueXfilesmusic>

I have no idea! I heard this on the radio the day after it happened and how can you forget a story like that?

CallMeCupcakeDammit

mikeshockley wrote: »

I can just see the new thread now...

"Would you climb down the chimney of the person above you?"

MCD, you should do this!

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CallMeCupcakeDammit

_ronrob_ wrote: »

CallMeCupcakeDammit wrote: »

mikeshockley wrote: »

I can just see the new thread now...

"Would you climb down the chimney of the person above you?"

MCD, you should do this!

I wouldn't, but I'd offer her a good chimney sweeping.

Hi CupcakeDammit!

Hi Mister Universe!

You can sweep my chimney any time.

MyChocolateDiet

My chimney has been so hot and dirty lateley. Guess that's what chimneys are for though, right?

CallMeCupcakeDammit wrote: »

_ronrob_ wrote: »

CallMeCupcakeDammit wrote: »

mikeshockley wrote: »

I can just see the new thread now...

"Would you climb down the chimney of the person above you?"

MCD, you should do this!

I wouldn't, but I'd offer her a good chimney sweeping.

Hi CupcakeDammit!

Hi Mister Universe!

You can sweep my chimney any time.

my chimney HAS been very hot and dirty lately. guess that's what chimney's are for though.

MyChocolateDiet

paperpudding wrote: »

A nus is auto deleted ???

It is the correct medical terminology

maybe sphincter?

MyChocolateDiet

mbailey423 wrote: »

Lol poor Larry

I once arrested a guy for breaking into a butcher shop. When we found him he was in the meat locker naked as the day he was born. He told us he had to do it because he wanted to make sure the cows knew they were loved before they were eaten. To this day I can't look at a steak and not smile.

This story should have been saved for Halloween. As such I'm resurrecting it now. For timeliness.

(I will also resurrect it on Steak & BJ day...someone remind me. Mkaythnksbai.

MyChocolateDiet

KarenJanine wrote: »

Ha, brilliant.

For another story of a woman getting stuck somewhere she shouldn't: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/universityeducation/student-life/11173604/Student-gets-head-stuck-in-bottle-bank-on-night-out.html

Well never did this but there was that one time I helped a firefighter get his head out. Does that count?

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