What pick-up line would you use on the person above you?

holagatita

yeah I am wearing space pants because this *kitten* is outta this world ;P

Intervene

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

Nice legs. What time do they open?

SwedishSarah

Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

assthetik

do you live on a chicken farm? Cuz you sure know how to raise a #ock

Intervene

Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty

Hockey_Winger

I could use an intervention

holagatita

I'm gonna use my library card to check you out (Umm yes as a librarian I have gotten that)

wilkimania

If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

holagatita

Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

I would lick my finger and touch her skirt and say, "Here. Let me help you out of those wet clothes, baby."

skinnyinnotime

I've just had a really scarey moment...hold me?

Dadof3bbg

U need batteries for your vibrator?

FabulousFantasticFifty

I'm a Great Mama!

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

Nice legs. What time do they open?

holagatita

If you were a booger I would pick you first

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

I'm not gay but PLEASE don't take my word for it!

La_Malfaisante

I would do a Knock knock joke

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Howie....

Howie who?

Howie ever gona get it on?

DannehBoyy

I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

I would just yell BOOOOOOBS and hit myself in the head with my sneaker repeatedly while drooling

DannehBoyy

Thanks bro haha

DragonShoe_GCole

holagatita wrote: »

If you were a booger I would pick you first

Hi. I'm Colin Kaepernick /thread

holagatita

lol well then yes sir I'd pick you first in a heartbeat

DragonShoe_GCole

La_Malfaisante wrote: »

I would do a Knock knock joke

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Howie....

Howie who?

Howie ever gona get it on?

Nice rack... (nailed it)!

La_Malfaisante

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you got a pretty sweet *kitten*

holagatita

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Dadof3bbg

holagatita wrote: »

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Nothing else actually...thank you

La_Malfaisante

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-pealing

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

Look, you've tried for the best now settle for second place and let me be your trophy!

La_Malfaisante

Can I be your Girlfrien??? You can give me the "D" later

wrenegade64

I got NUTHIN that tops this stuff. This is EPIC stuff!!!