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Beard Growth opposite sex attention?
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AntRobertson wrote: »
I've tried, oh lord how I've tried, but it just won't work.arditarose wrote: »AntRobertson wrote: »This topic is hurtful to those of us that are beard-deficient, beardists!
Aw..No beard for you?
I end up looking like a tom cat that's had one too many fights and lost patches of its fur.
Amen brother!I am on your side!!! Beards shouldnt matter!
I'll trade you my superb facial hair growth for those abs... Straight up.
No keep the beard.
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LynneW1983 wrote: »RunningForBeers wrote: »Why do women think it's ok to come up and touch the beard without asking?
What, that's not ok. Oops haha.
Lol. I'm not some piece of meat.
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RunningForBeers wrote: »LynneW1983 wrote: »RunningForBeers wrote: »Why do women think it's ok to come up and touch the beard without asking?
What, that's not ok. Oops haha.
Lol. I'm not some piece of meat.
Oh sorry, I love a beard.
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AntRobertson wrote: »I'm beginning to think there's a correlation between awesome beardage and sense of humour. It needs to be investigated and scientifically proven. By science.
That is a myth, my sense of humor is awful
Why do you canadians have a love affair with unnecessary "U's"?0 -
AntRobertson wrote: »
Way to strike a blow for the brotherhood! I salute you, sir!Mr_Bad_Example wrote: »I only grew a beard so that I could reject all of the women who once rejected me for my baby smooth cheeks. Take that, female gender!
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I'm only funny because Im fat. Lol. It's a coping mechanism.0
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No, I don't think I'm shallow for that. If I believe something looks like a vagina on someone's face, and I don't like it...Then that's just personal preference ha.0 -
arditarose wrote: »
No, I don't think I'm shallow for that. If I believe something looks like a vagina on someone's face, and I don't like it...Then that's just personal preference ha.
Vagina dentada is real!0 -
arditarose wrote: »
No, I don't think I'm shallow for that. If I believe something looks like a vagina on someone's face, and I don't like it...Then that's just personal preference ha.
How do I do the freaking "laughing emoticon" a thousand times.0 -
arditarose wrote: »
No, I don't think I'm shallow for that. If I believe something looks like a vagina on someone's face, and I don't like it...Then that's just personal preference ha.
Vagina dentada is real!
ew dude0 -
Canadians do grow some impressive beards...
I have a science experiment. Put cold water on your face and see if your beard grows faster! I think that this is the key, I sleep with the AC on0 -
arditarose wrote: »arditarose wrote: »
No, I don't think I'm shallow for that. If I believe something looks like a vagina on someone's face, and I don't like it...Then that's just personal preference ha.
Vagina dentada is real!
ew dude
You are the one who brought it up
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arditarose wrote: »arditarose wrote: »
No, I don't think I'm shallow for that. If I believe something looks like a vagina on someone's face, and I don't like it...Then that's just personal preference ha.
Vagina dentada is real!
ew dude
You are the one who brought it up
hahaha, you elaborated.0 -
cherith778 wrote: »MooninCancer wrote: »Why are women shallow because some like beards. That not shallow- it's a preference, like when a man likes a woman with short hair. BTW- I do not prefer the beard
I have to agree, in part. It's a personal preference thing- Not every girl is the same. Plus, it depends on the guy as well. Some men can rock facial hair, while some look better without it. To each his own I guess.
I agree its just personal preference. I've never been a fan of the beard myself. Maybe a nice goatee, but not full on beard/mustache. I don't get the whole mountain man halfway to the waist beards either, or the duck dynasty look. That's just horrible looking and I don't see how women would be willing to kiss that either. I mean it is painful when my hubby's facial hair gets about like the OP's, but maybe I just have too sensitive skin lol. Anyways to each their own, if the ladies you know dig the beard then that's just awesome man!0 -
PunkyRachel wrote: »cherith778 wrote: »MooninCancer wrote: »Why are women shallow because some like beards. That not shallow- it's a preference, like when a man likes a woman with short hair. BTW- I do not prefer the beard
I have to agree, in part. It's a personal preference thing- Not every girl is the same. Plus, it depends on the guy as well. Some men can rock facial hair, while some look better without it. To each his own I guess.
I agree its just personal preference. I've never been a fan of the beard myself. Maybe a nice goatee, but not full on beard/mustache. I don't get the whole mountain man halfway to the waist beards either, or the duck dynasty look. That's just horrible looking and I don't see how women would be willing to kiss that either. I mean it is painful when my hubby's facial hair gets about like the OP's, but maybe I just have too sensitive skin lol. Anyways to each their own, if the ladies you know dig the beard then that's just awesome man!
My beard is very soft unless I am at only 1-2 weeks growth0 -
arditarose wrote: »arditarose wrote: »arditarose wrote: »
No, I don't think I'm shallow for that. If I believe something looks like a vagina on someone's face, and I don't like it...Then that's just personal preference ha.
Vagina dentada is real!
ew dude
You are the one who brought it up
hahaha, you elaborated.
It is a problem I have
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aw. kids.0
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Mr_Bad_Example wrote: »I only grew a beard so that I could reject all of the women who once rejected me for my baby smooth cheeks. Take that, female gender!
I banged you smoothed faced and chubby --- I think this means I own your ****, right??0 -
AntRobertson wrote: »Slightly off-topic, but when I do attempt the impossible and try to grow a beard my kids call it having "whiskies".
I think it's their sly and subtle way of mocking me.
I think it is time to get new kids. Yours are clearly mocking you and you should not tolerate it0 -
itsfuntobenormal wrote: »Mr_Bad_Example wrote: »I only grew a beard so that I could reject all of the women who once rejected me for my baby smooth cheeks. Take that, female gender!
I banged you smoothed faced and chubby --- I think this means I own your
Women talking about owning men in this day and age? Wow, you set back civil rights by 5 years0 -
AntRobertson wrote: »I'm beginning to think there's a correlation between awesome beardage and sense of humour. It needs to be investigated and scientifically proven. By science.
That is a myth, my sense of humor is awful
Why do you canadians have a love affair with unnecessary "U's"?
What's with Americans and eliminating all necessary Us?
Also, stubble is where it's at!
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itsfuntobenormal wrote: »Mr_Bad_Example wrote: »I only grew a beard so that I could reject all of the women who once rejected me for my baby smooth cheeks. Take that, female gender!
I banged you smoothed faced and chubby --- I think this means I own your
Women talking about owning men in this day and age? Wow, you set back civil rights by 5 years
Leveling the playing field.0 -
You're welcome OP!!0
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I'm not into beards.
Side burns though, that's good stuff.0 -
itsfuntobenormal wrote: »itsfuntobenormal wrote: »Mr_Bad_Example wrote: »I only grew a beard so that I could reject all of the women who once rejected me for my baby smooth cheeks. Take that, female gender!
I banged you smoothed faced and chubby --- I think this means I own your
Women talking about owning men in this day and age? Wow, you set back civil rights by 5 years
Leveling the playing field.
So that it is horizontal? I can dig it0 -
I'm not sure if it's my beard or my peanut butter stash.0
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itsfuntobenormal wrote: »Mr_Bad_Example wrote: »I only grew a beard so that I could reject all of the women who once rejected me for my baby smooth cheeks. Take that, female gender!
I banged you smoothed faced and chubby --- I think this means I own your ****, right??
Are you sure it's my *kitten* that you own? After all, I don't really have one.0 -
Mr_Bad_Example wrote: »itsfuntobenormal wrote: »Mr_Bad_Example wrote: »I only grew a beard so that I could reject all of the women who once rejected me for my baby smooth cheeks. Take that, female gender!
I banged you smoothed faced and chubby --- I think this means I own your ****, right??
Are you sure it's my *kitten* that you own? After all, I don't really have one.
But you have a beard, so she is still in.0 -
We're only friends because you have a beard. As soon as you shave, your *kitten* is dropped. Just kidding, Pookie. 0
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