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Things My Mothers Should Have Told Me......

Dunkirk
Dunkirk Posts: 465 Member
edited January 25 in Chit-Chat
The cleaning fairy got killed by a dustball

Your turn

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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    When you have sex for the first time, bring a towel
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    I can't stress this enough...

    Don't trust a big butt & a smile.
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    When you have sex for the first time, bring a towel

    When you have sex every time, bring a towel.....or is that just me?
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    I can't stress this enough...

    Don't trust a big butt & a smile.

    I thought you trusted me :P
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    When you have sex for the first time, bring a towel

    When you have sex every time, bring a towel.....or is that just me?

    Depends on the why, don't it? :huh:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I can't stress this enough...

    Don't trust a big butt & a smile.

    I thought you trusted me :P

    About as far as you can be thrown.
  • tehzephyrsong
    tehzephyrsong Posts: 435 Member
    where to find that thing i was looking for

    the woman is f***ing magic i swear to god
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    When you have sex for the first time, bring a towel

    When you have sex every time, bring a towel.....or is that just me?

    Depends on the why, don't it? :huh:

    Oh nothing.......
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    I can't stress this enough...

    Don't trust a big butt & a smile.

    I thought you trusted me :P

    About as far as you can be thrown.

    I'm not too heavy.....I'm guessing pretty far :laugh:
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    Don't talk to strangers...on the Internet! :devil:
  • 5n0wbal1
    5n0wbal1 Posts: 429 Member
    This is kinda sad, but it's more about what my mother DID tell me that wasn't true. She told me that you live to be a hundred, and then you died.

    She died at the age of thirty-two, back when I was seven years old. :sad:
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    I can't stress this enough...

    Don't trust a big butt & a smile.

    I thought you trusted me :P

    Here I go again...:wink:
  • Justjamie0418
    Justjamie0418 Posts: 1,065 Member
    This is kinda sad, but it's more about what my mother DID tell me that wasn't true. She told me that you live to be a hundred, and then you died.

    She died at the age of thirty-two, back when I was seven years old. :sad:

    :frown:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I can't stress this enough...

    Don't trust a big butt & a smile.

    I thought you trusted me :P

    About as far as you can be thrown.

    I'm not too heavy.....I'm guessing pretty far :laugh:

    Test throw needed.
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    "Go forth and be a moron you wont listen to a word I say anyway"

    Everything I argued with about her through my teens I now agree with her on in my late twenties. Hardest thing I ever had to say to her "You were right, about ALMOST everything"

    And now I have a daughter.

    Karma? :laugh:
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