Evil Genie Game

EddieHaskell97

There are some very clever (and smart-*kitten*) users on this system, and though the it's cliche, perhaps the good peeps of MFP would be up for the Evil Genie game?

It's simple, you read the wish in the post immediately preceding, and twist it so the resulting "grant" technically fulfills the wish, but is absolutely not what they wanted. Then you make a wish yourself!


Example:

I wish that women would love me!

-You are turned into a plate of brownies.

or

I wish I could fly!

-You are transformed into a pig and the Cleveland Browns win the Superbowl.

or

I wish my wife and I were booked on a cruise.

-You find yourself aboard HMS Titanic. Someone's drink must be warm; they're yelling about ice...

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I wish for a new LED big screen television.

Joannah700

It doesn't fit in the house or garage.

I wish for an amazing sandwich.