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johnmurphymfp

She has false teeth

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was put in an Asylum because of her Paranoia!

johnmurphymfp

Is going to join a circus in the Spring.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Wants me to join the circus and become a clown just like him!

johnmurphymfp

oh you got jokes lol.
She has GI Joes that she plays with under the covers at bedtime.

Sinistrous

Cooks BBQs in his mankini.

jrline

she wears a 1920's era swimsuit to the community pool

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FabulousFantasticFifty

All of his Sister's Barbie's clothes somehow got"lost"! ;p

MaxPower0102

Has 7 iguanas in her house. She only owns 3 of them.

NofatdaddyMike

He has every episode of The Brady Bunch recorded and still is secretly in love with Marsha.

jrline

Went on a date with Bea Arthur

BlueEyedRedhead

Doesn't really know how to swim.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He has a box full of these!

JDArnold80

Is personally responsible for four (4) priests leaving their service for being unable to resist the flesh of a woman.

Spnneil06

Was on of the priest's that left the service for fab.

JDArnold80

Stopped going to church services, after I left.

WMDemetree

converted to Islam just to get circumcised.

Go_Mizzou99

Quit his day-job to spread rumors on MFP full time

Spnneil06

Thinks he is a true wizard!

WMDemetree

is the real Santa Claus.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Dresses up like Santa so he can sneak into peoples homes and steal their gifts!

Spnneil06

Still believe in Santa, spends her time at the mall during christmas trying to get a date with him. Security has been called.

Hiker_Rob

She dresses up as a naughty Mrs Clause at night

Timshel_

Yeah, hiker bob....afraid of heights and hates the outdoors.

CupcakeDrizzles

His code to his luggage is 0000

j_bark

Obeys ALL the rules of hitchhiking...

FabulousFantasticFifty

Picks up Hitchhikers and asks them on dates!

Timshel_

Master cat juggler.

Spnneil06

Doesn't know how to ride a bike!