Cleanse

nsalley99
nsalley99 Posts: 37
edited November 8 in Food and Nutrition
What cleanse have you done? What was the duration? Effects?
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  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    What are you cleansing?
  • diannethegeek
    diannethegeek Posts: 14,776 Member
    Hi. I think you're going to find that most cleanses aren't well respected around here. Titling a thread "Cleanse" is likely to act as a sort of bat-signal to call everyone in here for jokes, gifs, and a general attempt to lighten the mood, plus some complaints that we're all mean and at least one attempt at defending cleanses.

    I don't know if this one is still stickied to the top of the boards, but it has a good collection of links if you'd like to know more: http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/1159755/looking-for-a-detox-cleanse
  • s_pekz
    s_pekz Posts: 340 Member
    I cleanse at night before bed. Approximately 15 minutes. Its wonderful to have a hot shower and then climb into bed. Highly recomend my cleanse.
  • Hi. I think you're going to find that most cleanses aren't well respected around here. Titling a thread "Cleanse" is likely to act as a sort of bat-signal to call everyone in here for jokes, gifs, and a general attempt to lighten the mood, plus some complaints that we're all mean and at least one attempt at defending cleanses.

    I don't know if this one is still stickied to the top of the boards, but it has a good collection of links if you'd like to know more: http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/1159755/looking-for-a-detox-cleanse

    I'm not saying they are or aren't well respected. All the frivolous responses are okay because those are peoples opinions. Which is what I'm asking for. Peoples general viewpoints on a topic.
  • KylaDenay
    KylaDenay Posts: 1,585 Member
    nsalley99 wrote: »
    Hi. I think you're going to find that most cleanses aren't well respected around here. Titling a thread "Cleanse" is likely to act as a sort of bat-signal to call everyone in here for jokes, gifs, and a general attempt to lighten the mood, plus some complaints that we're all mean and at least one attempt at defending cleanses.

    I don't know if this one is still stickied to the top of the boards, but it has a good collection of links if you'd like to know more: http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/1159755/looking-for-a-detox-cleanse

    I'm not saying they are or aren't well respected. All the frivolous responses are okay because those are peoples opinions. Which is what I'm asking for. Peoples general viewpoints on a topic.

    That is going to be the general census around here. Your body does it naturally.
  • FredDoyle
    FredDoyle Posts: 2,272 Member
    nsalley99 wrote: »
    Hi. I think you're going to find that most cleanses aren't well respected around here. Titling a thread "Cleanse" is likely to act as a sort of bat-signal to call everyone in here for jokes, gifs, and a general attempt to lighten the mood, plus some complaints that we're all mean and at least one attempt at defending cleanses.

    I don't know if this one is still stickied to the top of the boards, but it has a good collection of links if you'd like to know more: http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/1159755/looking-for-a-detox-cleanse

    I'm not saying they are or aren't well respected. All the frivolous responses are okay because those are peoples opinions. Which is what I'm asking for. Peoples general viewpoints on a topic.
    You didn't answer an important question: What are you cleansing?
  • PrizePopple
    PrizePopple Posts: 3,133 Member
    Hi. I think you're going to find that most cleanses aren't well respected around here. Titling a thread "Cleanse" is likely to act as a sort of bat-signal to call everyone in here for jokes, gifs, and a general attempt to lighten the mood, plus some complaints that we're all mean and at least one attempt at defending cleanses.

    I don't know if this one is still stickied to the top of the boards, but it has a good collection of links if you'd like to know more: http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/1159755/looking-for-a-detox-cleanse

    Since she got that out of the way...


    I've done the pooping cleanse. It works great.
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    nsalley99 wrote: »
    Hi. I think you're going to find that most cleanses aren't well respected around here. Titling a thread "Cleanse" is likely to act as a sort of bat-signal to call everyone in here for jokes, gifs, and a general attempt to lighten the mood, plus some complaints that we're all mean and at least one attempt at defending cleanses.

    I don't know if this one is still stickied to the top of the boards, but it has a good collection of links if you'd like to know more: http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/1159755/looking-for-a-detox-cleanse

    I'm not saying they are or aren't well respected. All the frivolous responses are okay because those are peoples opinions. Which is what I'm asking for. Peoples general viewpoints on a topic.

    Cleanses are a waste of time and money. Your body will take care of itself.
  • jaquelynny
    jaquelynny Posts: 94 Member
    i have not done a cleanse- my cousin does them like clock work- and it goes like this:
    - drink/eat expensive weird concoctions, feel great, end cleanse...eat too much to make up for food missed during cleanse, be the same as before cleanse
  • FredDoyle
    FredDoyle Posts: 2,272 Member
    If it's tarnished silver you are cleansing there is a really neat trick/experiment that doesn't remove any silver from the item:
    http://scifun.chem.wisc.edu/homeexpts/tarnish.html
  • angf0679
    angf0679 Posts: 1,121 Member
    s_pekz wrote: »
    I cleanse at night before bed. Approximately 15 minutes. Its wonderful to have a hot shower and then climb into bed. Highly recomend my cleanse.


    Where is the "like" button for this post?
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  • tulips_and_tea
    tulips_and_tea Posts: 5,744 Member
    jaquelynny wrote: »
    i have not done a cleanse- my cousin does them like clock work- and it goes like this:
    - drink/eat expensive weird concoctions, feel great, end cleanse...eat too much to make up for food missed during cleanse, be the same as before cleanse

    This exactly. That's why the industry continues to make money off of these things because it's not permanent. In a few rare cases people are able to use these as a successful starting point to weight-loss simply because the initial weight loss is a good motivator (even though it is mainly water). But, sometimes it's the psychological effect that makes a difference.

    Otherwise, they are just a waste of money.
  • SonicDeathMonkey80
    SonicDeathMonkey80 Posts: 4,489 Member
    I do the apple cleanse and it makes me run pretty fast
  • chubby_checkers
    chubby_checkers Posts: 2,352 Member
    Are you just trying to make yourself poop? Taco Bell should take care of that for you.
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  • Hornsby
    Hornsby Posts: 10,322 Member
    nsalley99 wrote: »
    Hi. I think you're going to find that most cleanses aren't well respected around here. Titling a thread "Cleanse" is likely to act as a sort of bat-signal to call everyone in here for jokes, gifs, and a general attempt to lighten the mood, plus some complaints that we're all mean and at least one attempt at defending cleanses.

    I don't know if this one is still stickied to the top of the boards, but it has a good collection of links if you'd like to know more: http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/1159755/looking-for-a-detox-cleanse

    I'm not saying they are or aren't well respected. All the frivolous responses are okay because those are peoples opinions. Which is what I'm asking for. Peoples general viewpoints on a topic.

    You are confused. Saying that a cleanse is unnecessary and doesn't really do anything is a FACT. Not an opinion. Don't waste your money.
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    nsalley99 wrote: »
    What cleanse have you done? What was the duration? Effects?

    I use bodywash. It is highly effective at eliminating odor and leaving a pleasant, fresh scent after I shower.
  • PrizePopple
    PrizePopple Posts: 3,133 Member
    MrM27 wrote: »
    I was considering some Magnesium citrate tonight. I cleansed last night but I didn't feel fully cleansed. I was looking for more of an explosive cleanse.

    I'll give you my 'script for MoviPrep when I get it.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    I'm a huge fan of showering. But if you're looking for something to give your liver and kidneys a run for their money, I highly recommend the sugar free gummy bear cleanse. Your guts will be squeaky clean!
  • BrianSharpe
    BrianSharpe Posts: 9,248 Member
    Any time I see the words cleanse or detox my BS detector goes on red alert. They are meaningless buzzwords used by unscrupulous product manufacturers.

    Your liver doesn't need a rest, your digestive tract evolved to work 365 days a year until you die.........in the absence of a real medical issue eating a well balanced diet with enough fibre and water is all you need to do. You won't, contrary to what the modern day charlatans would have you believe, have 5 lbs of undigested meat rotting in your large intestine etc etc.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I do the "eat healthy food and drink lots of water" cleanse. It's lasted several years. The effects are a healthy body and gradual, sustainable weight loss.

    I highly recommend it.
  • Miss_1999
    Miss_1999 Posts: 747 Member
    nsalley99 wrote: »
    What cleanse have you done? What was the duration? Effects?

    Depends upon what you're doing it for? Are you wanting this for weight loss? If so, the effects aren't going to be permanent. They're just temporary. Are you wanting to do it because you feel constipated? (And no, I'm not being sarcastic, either) Then, no, it's not necessarily a bad idea. Would it be my first choice, no, but it is an option. I have done one for constipation when all else has failed. However, the only time I've ever had to mainly use/do cleanses is a prep for surgery and a colonsocopy, and I'm going to be brutally honest with you, it wasn't fun.

    I had to drink two bottles of magnesium citrate both times. I fought off nausea and literally had to STAY near a toilet for well over 12 hours. If you do that, don't plan on leaving your home. EVERYTHING will come out of your body, and I do mean EVERYTHING. It's not pleasant. It's not fun. I was in a LOT of pain. I had to do this three times (two surgeries, one colonoscopy.)


  • arditarose
    arditarose Posts: 15,573 Member
    nsalley99 wrote: »
    What cleanse have you done? What was the duration? Effects?

    I use bodywash. It is highly effective at eliminating odor and leaving a pleasant, fresh scent after I shower.

    I actually don't use soap. Am I doing it wrong?
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
    Paige682 wrote: »
    nsalley99 wrote: »
    Hi. I think you're going to find that most cleanses aren't well respected around here. Titling a thread "Cleanse" is likely to act as a sort of bat-signal to call everyone in here for jokes, gifs, and a general attempt to lighten the mood, plus some complaints that we're all mean and at least one attempt at defending cleanses.

    I don't know if this one is still stickied to the top of the boards, but it has a good collection of links if you'd like to know more: http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/1159755/looking-for-a-detox-cleanse

    I'm not saying they are or aren't well respected. All the frivolous responses are okay because those are peoples opinions. Which is what I'm asking for. Peoples general viewpoints on a topic.

    Cleanses are a waste of time and money. Your body will take care of itself.

    well....for one...a "cleanse" does not have to cost anything at all. You can "cleanse" by limiting your food/beverage to only water for 12 hours. That is a good "cleanse". You are giving your body a rest from digestion and giving it what it wants...water. OP- try a 12 or 16 hour water only "cleanse". I dont think anything really gets "cleansed" so much, but its a good way to get a "clean" feeling.
  • libbyseemee
    libbyseemee Posts: 4 Member
    Have a long swim, cleanse mind, body and soul.
  • SonicDeathMonkey80
    SonicDeathMonkey80 Posts: 4,489 Member
    Dave198lbs wrote: »
    Paige682 wrote: »
    nsalley99 wrote: »
    Hi. I think you're going to find that most cleanses aren't well respected around here. Titling a thread "Cleanse" is likely to act as a sort of bat-signal to call everyone in here for jokes, gifs, and a general attempt to lighten the mood, plus some complaints that we're all mean and at least one attempt at defending cleanses.

    I don't know if this one is still stickied to the top of the boards, but it has a good collection of links if you'd like to know more: http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/1159755/looking-for-a-detox-cleanse

    I'm not saying they are or aren't well respected. All the frivolous responses are okay because those are peoples opinions. Which is what I'm asking for. Peoples general viewpoints on a topic.

    Cleanses are a waste of time and money. Your body will take care of itself.

    well....for one...a "cleanse" does not have to cost anything at all. You can "cleanse" by limiting your food/beverage to only water for 12 hours. That is a good "cleanse". You are giving your body a rest from digestion and giving it what it wants...water. OP- try a 12 or 16 hour water only "cleanse". I dont think anything really gets "cleansed" so much, but its a good way to get a "clean" feeling.

    What if your body craves Mello Yello Zero?
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    Dave198lbs wrote: »
    Paige682 wrote: »
    nsalley99 wrote: »
    Hi. I think you're going to find that most cleanses aren't well respected around here. Titling a thread "Cleanse" is likely to act as a sort of bat-signal to call everyone in here for jokes, gifs, and a general attempt to lighten the mood, plus some complaints that we're all mean and at least one attempt at defending cleanses.

    I don't know if this one is still stickied to the top of the boards, but it has a good collection of links if you'd like to know more: http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/1159755/looking-for-a-detox-cleanse

    I'm not saying they are or aren't well respected. All the frivolous responses are okay because those are peoples opinions. Which is what I'm asking for. Peoples general viewpoints on a topic.

    Cleanses are a waste of time and money. Your body will take care of itself.

    well....for one...a "cleanse" does not have to cost anything at all. You can "cleanse" by limiting your food/beverage to only water for 12 hours. That is a good "cleanse". You are giving your body a rest from digestion and giving it what it wants...water. OP- try a 12 or 16 hour water only "cleanse". I dont think anything really gets "cleansed" so much, but its a good way to get a "clean" feeling.

    That's not a cleanse, that's a fast.
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
    Paige682 wrote: »
    Dave198lbs wrote: »
    Paige682 wrote: »
    nsalley99 wrote: »
    Hi. I think you're going to find that most cleanses aren't well respected around here. Titling a thread "Cleanse" is likely to act as a sort of bat-signal to call everyone in here for jokes, gifs, and a general attempt to lighten the mood, plus some complaints that we're all mean and at least one attempt at defending cleanses.

    I don't know if this one is still stickied to the top of the boards, but it has a good collection of links if you'd like to know more: http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/1159755/looking-for-a-detox-cleanse

    I'm not saying they are or aren't well respected. All the frivolous responses are okay because those are peoples opinions. Which is what I'm asking for. Peoples general viewpoints on a topic.

    Cleanses are a waste of time and money. Your body will take care of itself.

    well....for one...a "cleanse" does not have to cost anything at all. You can "cleanse" by limiting your food/beverage to only water for 12 hours. That is a good "cleanse". You are giving your body a rest from digestion and giving it what it wants...water. OP- try a 12 or 16 hour water only "cleanse". I dont think anything really gets "cleansed" so much, but its a good way to get a "clean" feeling.

    That's not a cleanse, that's a fast.

    you say tomato I say potato...it's all good
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    arditarose wrote: »
    nsalley99 wrote: »
    What cleanse have you done? What was the duration? Effects?

    I use bodywash. It is highly effective at eliminating odor and leaving a pleasant, fresh scent after I shower.

    I actually don't use soap. Am I doing it wrong?

    Maybe... you should consult with Dr. Oz on this.
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