My skinny friend had a big mac.

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  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    edited November 2014
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics wrote: »
    dbmata wrote: »
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics wrote: »
    You should be skinny in no time. Your friend is skinny so he must know what he's doing.

    She eats trash... hmmm, key?

    In that case I hope you ate some trash too.

    I might fight her for it next time. She does have a history of coprophagia though, and I'm not doing that.

    There are lines. 'murica.
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
    Fact: 100% of people who have ever eaten a Big Mac will die at some point.

    You're screwed.
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    Life, you'll never get out alive.
  • skippygirlsmom
    skippygirlsmom Posts: 4,433 Member
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics wrote: »
    You should be skinny in no time. Your friend is skinny so he must know what he's doing.

    Perfect!

  • hortensehildegarde
    hortensehildegarde Posts: 592 Member
    MrM27 wrote: »
    No, you're a goner. Might as well just quit now.

    you are so mean and unsupportive!
  • cjames010
    cjames010 Posts: 86 Member
    Only if you ate it before 7pm
  • bennettinfinity
    bennettinfinity Posts: 865 Member
    dbmata wrote: »
    So I did too.

    Am I going to be ok? I also ate the large fries, and a double cheeseburger. I had a diet dr pepper though.

    Will this cause me to be maltose intolerant too?

    I'm surprised you lasted long enough to post... you'll be missed.
  • lorib642
    lorib642 Posts: 1,942 Member
    As long as you skipped breakfast you're golden
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    lorib642 wrote: »
    As long as you skipped breakfast you're golden

    No, no, no. Breakfast is ESSENTIAL.

  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    dbmata wrote: »
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics wrote: »
    You should be skinny in no time. Your friend is skinny so he must know what he's doing.

    She eats trash... hmmm, key?

    Oh noes!!! if she eats trash then she is going start feeling like poo!!! and you will too... I have some essential oils right here that will detox your innards and make them fantabulous!
  • Hockey_Winger
    Hockey_Winger Posts: 1,164 Member
    As long as your friend understands, before you two eat McDonald's, that you don't know how to operate the defibrillator and will need outside assistance, you'll be fine.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    edited November 2014
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  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    I just ate the entire Pringles thingy all by myself. Brb, think I gained 10 lbs.
  • thingofstuff
    thingofstuff Posts: 93 Member
    peachyfuzzle wrote: »
    I hear that if you spin at exactly 60rpm in a counterclockwise direction for three minutes while chanting Dr. Oz's name, all calories ingested will holistically disappear.
    That made my day^

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  • krazyforyou
    krazyforyou Posts: 1,428 Member
    This entire thread made my day. Buy the way I'm eating Arbys so I am not affected.
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  • fatcity66
    fatcity66 Posts: 1,544 Member
    I had a Wawa turkey stuffing bowl tonight...but I got the Diet Dr. Pepper, so I'm Golden.
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