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callherbeautyxo
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Would you slap your mother in the face as hard as you could for 5 million dollars cash??
I'd slap the lips off of mines! lol and then i'd buy her a house
I'd slap the lips off of mines! lol and then i'd buy her a house
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Shoot, I'd slap mine twice for free!0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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I'd slap her for $100 and then take her to Applebee's.0
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Shoot, I'd slap mine twice for free!
LOL!0 -
Shoot, I'd slap mine twice for free!
LMAO!0 -
I know this is just a joke, but I can't imagine ever slapping my Mom.0
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I know this is just a joke, but I can't imagine ever slapping my Mom.0
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Heck I felt bad once when she slapped me. I was home on leave from the Marines (around 1972). My Mom said something to me and I came back with a wise@ss remark. Totally uncalled for. She slapped me. It seemed kind of funny to me that my 5'2: Mom smacked a big bad Marine. I laughed. She cried. I felt like such a jerk.
She never slapped me again and I never again disrepected her like that.
A couple years later (I was still a Marine) I was home on leave again. My 17 yr old brother had come in late. Drunk or on drugs. He got into it with my Mom as I stoood there. She slapped him. He pulled his fist back to hit her. Over his shoulder I saw my father come flying out of his chair. I threw a quick puch that dropped my brother, before my father could get to him. Probably saved his life.0 -
I'd never slap my mother, wouldn't even be tempting. What's wrong with you people!?!?!?!?!0
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Shoot, I'd slap mine twice for free!
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If I slapped my mother I'd be dead before I got the cash!!0
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no god says honor your mother and father......................0
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If I slapped my mother I'd be dead before I got the cash!!0
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If I ever found her I'd do it for free.0
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Double post.0
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If I ever found her I'd do it for free.0
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LOL!!!!! :laugh:0
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Pshhhh she better take one for the team... :laugh:
Her and I could do a lot with 5 mil....0 -
I would slap mine for free as well lol it's been a long time coming
But then I *may* feel a little guilty later for the plain and simple fact that she is my mother. How's $20 sound? XD
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If I slapped my mother I'd be dead before I got the cash!!0
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