Diet Water

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  • 999tigger
    999tigger Posts: 5,235 Member
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    So whats in it besides water?
  • redfisher1974
    redfisher1974 Posts: 614 Member
    edited November 2014
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    May have a laxative in it...lol
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
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    Is it Gluten Free?
  • redfisher1974
    redfisher1974 Posts: 614 Member
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    jrline wrote: »
    Is it Gluten Free?

    Funny you say that, I bought my kids bubble bath and when I looked at the bottle it said Gluten free.....I had no idea that was an issue with bubble bath.
  • WillLift4Tats
    WillLift4Tats Posts: 1,699 Member
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    This reminds me of when my college roommate and I would go through a drive-thru, order 2 big burgers, 2 large chili cheese fries, 2 large shakes, basically the works. Then when the attendant said "Will that complete your order?" We'd reply "Oh! And a diet water!"
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    999tigger wrote: »
    So whats in it besides water?

    Duh...it's got a mixture of Raspberry Ketones and ground cauliflower.
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,041 Member
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    I prefer diet tonic water and gin. And Klarbrunn sparkling water. You can keep your diet water.

    Gin?!? You have my attention!

    Mine too. G&T is my favorite
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
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    BrettPGH_ wrote: »
    Now see that's just silly. No one's dumb enough to fall for that.

    They should have labeled it Paleo Water. That'd fly off the shelves.

    Does it come included with pathogenic microorganisms?
  • Jessalynn54
    Jessalynn54 Posts: 44 Member
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    Stores sell soapy water and put a fancy name like "window tint applicator solution" on the bottle and sell it for at least 5 bucks a pop
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    How about "Gluten and Carb Free Water". Now that would sell.

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  • IndiaGuerita1983
    IndiaGuerita1983 Posts: 98 Member
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    So. Will it make me burn more calories while peeing? If so, in for pee-cardio.

    December pee-cardio challenge sign up starts today.
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
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    So. Will it make me burn more calories while peeing? If so, in for pee-cardio.

    December pee-cardio challenge sign up starts today.

    I can pee my first, middle, and last name in the snow in cursive all in one stream. Where do I sign up for the challenge?

    I'm gonna rock this challenge
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    When I need water, I let the ice melt in my bourbon.
  • redfisher1974
    redfisher1974 Posts: 614 Member
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    So. Will it make me burn more calories while peeing? If so, in for pee-cardio.

    December pee-cardio challenge sign up starts today.

    I can pee my first, middle, and last name in the snow in cursive all in one stream. Where do I sign up for the challenge?

    Best when you take a high dose of vitamin C for really stand out colour..
  • jamezln
    jamezln Posts: 182 Member
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    That's like Evian spelled backwards.
  • IndiaGuerita1983
    IndiaGuerita1983 Posts: 98 Member
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    I needed this whole thread this morning. Thank you for making me literally laugh out loud.
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
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