Just got back from GYM could not stop farting on the treadmill
LAURENBETH200
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Hi Just got back from local GYM was a very stresfull work out due to excess wind , luckily Gym was empty otherwise I would have emptied it , on the treadmill first ten minute warm up without incident , then the need to fart I tentatively squeezed it out luckily silent but deadly all air and stink , must of farted 40 times before my 45 minute work out was over had to check my knickers for stains lol
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Bwahahahaha, that's awesome. Was this a post-Thanksgiving workout, perchance?0
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LAURENBETH200 wrote: »Hi Just got back from local GYM was a very stresfull work out due to excess wind , luckily Gym was empty otherwise I would have emptied it , on the treadmill first ten minute warm up without incident , then the need to fart I tentatively squeezed it out luckily silent but deadly all air and stink , must of farted 40 times before my 45 minute work out was over had to check my knickers for stains lol
At least you wouldn't have to worry about someone running next to you on the treadmill & bothering you.0 -
this post just made my morning. thank you.0
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Lol I can sympathise , I am not a generally gassy person but similar thing happened last year on the cross trainer when out of nowhere terrible gas but I actually pooped a little and had to edge my way back to the changing room0
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Lol very good post. 40 times is pretty sustained.0
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I must say I do suffer from the windy pops too. Partly down to my hypothyroidism rather than windy food according to the quack.
Deeply embarrassing when doing nice low goblet squats ...and....BRAP!.......furtive look around and relieved to see that other gym users have their ear-buds in!0 -
Lol wont be wearing white knickers in the gym again lol , poor little knickers did not know what hit them
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lolol
Beautiful sunrise and a hilarious post. Great way to start the day.0 -
LMFAO Best thread ever.0
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lol.. this is hilarious!! the same thing has happened to me.. while people were around.. embarrassing.. luckily it was pretty loud that day.0
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Thanks, made me giggle0
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NOS INJECTED PERFORMANCE0
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It's cheating to use jet power on the treadmill. Just sayin'.0
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Never fails, Take a look around..Coast is clear so you drop a bomb and 5 seconds later the hottest chick in the place comes over....lol0
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That probably would have been useful if you went shopping today. You would have cleared the stores and been able to get in on the good deals.0
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LMFAO!!! This is hilarious! I've had gas too and had to let a few out...when I was doing sit-ups in the sit-up bench. It always embarrassed me because there were 4 other sit-up benches next to me (and constantly used) and a few feet away was the free weights area (where all the hot guys were). Luckily it never smelled...but it was sure as heck embarrassing!!!0
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Oddly, this always happens to me in grocery stores. Bookstores and libraries make me have to go poop, but shopping for food just makes me fart. I'm sure there's some psychosomatic association to blame.0
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That's adorable0
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Aw no! I think toilet troubles happen to the best of us at the gym so I'm sure most people there would have understood if anyone had been about.0
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I had a girlfriend when younger who would get gas after the gym . We went to a club and i picked her up from her home was only around 20 at the time . There she was at the door all lady like and sexy with her tight black leggings on that i adored . On the way to the club she would squirm in her seat. We got to the club and she would go straight to the loo. During the night i would get whiff of a foul stench like every 20 minutes once she was drunk she admitted she had been letting of sbds all night lol0
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I'm dying of laughter here!!!
Next time you are at the gym or whatever and have to rip off a good fart, just do it, then ask, "Does anyone smell popcorn?" And then watch everyone take a nice deep breath!!!!0 -
redfisher1974 wrote: »Never fails, Take a look around..Coast is clear so you drop a bomb and 5 seconds later the hottest chick in the place comes over....lol
Heck, my farts do not attract hot chicks. How do you do it? heheheh
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If farts attracted hot chicks, then my sons would be surrounded by hot chicks all the time.0
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I'm glad l'm not the only one who breaks wind in the gym0
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_Terrapin_ wrote: »redfisher1974 wrote: »Never fails, Take a look around..Coast is clear so you drop a bomb and 5 seconds later the hottest chick in the place comes over....lol
Heck, my farts do not attract hot chicks. How do you do it? heheheh
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