Don't friend me...i'm not cool

KGRebelRanch

In fact, right now I am sitting at my kitchen table, swilling some coffee, while wearing fuzzy, polka-dotted jammy pants and rubber boots with pink horses on them. (And my husband's old work shirt).
All I've done this morning is milk a goat, feed a bunch of smart-*kitten* chickens and ducks, catered to a handful of ungrateful rabbits and goats, and scratched a pig's belly. I also walked my dogs, but they'll tell you they're all neglected if you ask.
Well, that and I;m trying out a dehydrator my dad gave me. You know,because apple and banana chips are amazing. But expensive.
I don't really do anything interesting, ever. Unless you find making muffins out of acorns interesting. Or teaching chickens to jump through a hoola hoop. Or making cheese.
But I DO sew, and knit. I make socks, and toothpaste. I'm nestled right between "dirty hippie" and "pioneer stuck in a subdivision."
My workout includes shoulder presses with 100lbs of feed, deadlifts with a 150lb goat, reverse curls with 150lbs of hay, and truckpull-push through knee-deep soil when I have to till my garden.
My diet is whatever I find, raise, or grow (see above: apples and bananas). I eat when I'm hungry, until im not anymore, and then I wait until im hungry again. Sometimes that means half a loaf of bread with jelly, other times it's a handful or blackberries I picked while I was getting firewood.

So, if you're up for being totally bored, send me a friend request. The best I can offer is pictures of adorable baby animals.

redfisher1974

You're cool, Welcome!

kristimason3

This reminded me of that tv commercial where the guy is hauling farm equipment with a farmer yelling at him. He called it "farm fit" or something along those lines and it always made me laugh.

handyrunner

kristimason3 wrote: »

This reminded me of that tv commercial where the guy is hauling farm equipment with a farmer yelling at him. He called it "farm fit" or something along those lines and it always made me laugh.

Crop Fit...love that commercial "this is not a one person job!!"

baconslave

I'm a rebel. So you are getting friended. How you like them apples?

I crochet, cross-stitch and homeschool 4 lunatics. We have 2 pygmy goats and live on a mountain. Next year I'm planting a garden. And getting chickens again. I'm soooo boring. I eat low-carb but everyone else in the world may eat how they like, and I don't give a *kitten*.

I'm sitting at the dining room table, drinking coffee in frumpy, given-up clothes and teaching my 1st grader while fending off the youngest wild thing, hearing the 2 oldest fight instead of doing their school, and dreaming about how I want to use duct tape on them so there will be silence.

KGRebelRanch

baconslave wrote: »

I'm a rebel. So you are getting friended. How you like them apples?

I crochet, cross-stitch and homeschool 4 lunatics. We have 2 pygmy goats and live on a mountain. Next year I'm planting a garden. And getting chickens again. I'm soooo boring. I eat low-carb but everyone else in the world may eat how they like, and I don't give a *kitten*.

I'm sitting at the dining room table, drinking coffee in frumpy, given-up clothes and teaching my 1st grader while fending off the youngest wild thing, hearing the 2 oldest fight instead of doing their school, and dreaming about how I want to use duct tape on them so there will be silence.

We have (get ready for this one):
3 dogs-a Staffordshire/cur, and two husky-german shepherds
8 cats-mutts
10 goats-2 fainting goats, 1 boer, 1 lamancha, and 6 Nubians/Nubian X's
12 rabbits-Californians and mutts
9 ducks-various breeds
60 chickens-various breeds
1 pig-Hampshire/duroc

getting 2 red wattle/Hampshire sows in a few weeks, one goat is due in January, and the rest of my does are due in march.

baconslave

KGRebelRanch wrote: »

baconslave wrote: »

I'm a rebel. So you are getting friended. How you like them apples?

I crochet, cross-stitch and homeschool 4 lunatics. We have 2 pygmy goats and live on a mountain. Next year I'm planting a garden. And getting chickens again. I'm soooo boring. I eat low-carb but everyone else in the world may eat how they like, and I don't give a *kitten*.

I'm sitting at the dining room table, drinking coffee in frumpy, given-up clothes and teaching my 1st grader while fending off the youngest wild thing, hearing the 2 oldest fight instead of doing their school, and dreaming about how I want to use duct tape on them so there will be silence.

We have (get ready for this one):
3 dogs-a Staffordshire/cur, and two husky-german shepherds
8 cats-mutts
10 goats-2 fainting goats, 1 boer, 1 lamancha, and 6 Nubians/Nubian X's
12 rabbits-Californians and mutts
9 ducks-various breeds
60 chickens-various breeds
1 pig-Hampshire/duroc

getting 2 red wattle/Hampshire sows in a few weeks, one goat is due in January, and the rest of my does are due in march.

Whew. Full house so to speak. Nice!

radiosilents

You totally sound like my kind of people.