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can you rhyme
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For a dime.0
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Strawberries taste good
I like to drink water
And brush my teeth
Then go to sleep
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watch out the cops out and they pullin over stoners
i got skunk and im drunk i not even close to sober
when he walks window just smash the gas it wont fail
before he smells the endo and throws our *kitten* in jail
so i stomped on the pedal and drove for the horizon
home boi buggin out i said shut up while im drivin
he said i spilled beer on his tape cassette and he aint even faded yet0 -
Never mind.0
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yep. backwards and forwards, in my sleep, better than you, any day of the week.
'mental floss'
don't floss and don't fake anymore--i won't take it
i know what you're after--i know what you want
you want your bed warmed
by something hotter than you've got
so go look around, at the mall--have a blast
see if you can get yourself some college-aged a**
see if there are any little short, juggy chicks
who'll jump on your d*** and put up with your s***
i wonder how long it is you're gonna need
to find a warm, willing h*** to accept your mean s***
i took your 'love' and i took your loads
and i let you shoot my self-esteem full of holes
but in won't do it no more--and i won't do you
because you don't do me justice--so here's what we'll do
i'll walk away and i'll never look back
and you'll pretend you don't miss my tight, b***y a**
(let's see how much trbl i get in for this...)0 -
You cats aren't even on my level. Look at that weak she!t.0
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I'm a lyrical miracle..
a mastermind...
eat my dust as I leave you behind!
LOL0
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